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Beware of Camels, Tanks and Dust Clouds

Road safety signs in an Israeli desert

Beware of Camels, Tanks and Dust Clouds thanks to Roy Turkington

Beware of Camels, Tanks and Dust Clouds thanks to Roy Turkington

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Dust Rags: Dad's Underwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust. - The Book of Common Prayer

Trust in God, but tether your camel at night. - Jack Ryan

The dust of exploded beliefs may make a fine sunset. - Geoffrey Madan

We must interpret a bad temper as a sign of inferiority. - Alfred Adler

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a beautiful day. - Unknown

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. - Jerry M Wright

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Ever since you were born it's been a sign that you are alive. - Unknown

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

Israel is still the only country in the world against which there is a written document to the effect that it must disappear. - Menachem Begin

Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision. - Unknown

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine


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