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Beware of Camels, Tanks and Dust Clouds

Road safety signs in an Israeli desert

Beware of Camels, Tanks and Dust Clouds thanks to Roy Turkington

Beware of Camels, Tanks and Dust Clouds thanks to Roy Turkington

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Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

A camel is a racehorse built by committee. - Unknown

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

The road was new to me, as roads always are going back. - Sarah O Jewett

We must interpret a bad temper as a sign of inferiority. - Alfred Adler

It's the final straw that broke the camel's back. - English Proverb

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Berthold Auerbach

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. - John Nesvig

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. - Jerry M Wright

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

If you are discouraged it is a sign of pride, because it shows you trust in your own powers. - Mother Teresa

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Every road you take has a destination. What road are you on and will it take you where you really want to go? - Unknown

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Do you wish to rise? Begin by descending. You plan a tower that will pierce the clouds? Lay first the foundation of humility. - Saint Augustine

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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