Before Political Correctness

All politics is local. - Thomas P O'Neil

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams

Everybody knows politics is a contact sport. - Barrack Obama

Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields

We can get all the Indians we need at the reservoir. - Samuel Goldwyn

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

I don't go around signin' no political documentaries. - Archie Bunker

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

Needless to say, the president is correct. Whatever it was he said. - Donald Rumsfeld

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey

Passion and prejudice govern the world, only under the name of reason. - John Wesley

Politics is the chloroform of the Irish people, or, rather the hashish. - Oliver St. John Gogarty

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini

The fact that your patient gets well does not prove that your diagnosis was correct. - Samuel J. Meltzer

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Indian people, we are proud of our cheapness. You are never gonna insult us by calling us cheap. - Russell Peters

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus