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Before Political Correctness

When kids were allowed to play Livestock Management Technicians and Indigenous Peoples

Before Political Correctness thanks to Wayne Nowazek

The term 'political correctness' is used to describe language, policies, or measures that are intended primarily not to offend or disadvantage any particular group of people in society. In the media, the term is generally used as a pejorative, implying that these policies are excessive. The term “politically correct” was used infrequently until the latter part of the 20th century.

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There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

I'm Irish and Cherokee Indian. I can't faint. - Lynn Collins

Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Government cannot and must not replace private initiative. - Kim Campbell

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

Sometimes we feel the loss of a prejudice as a loss of vigor. - Eric Hoffer

An honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere. - Mark Twain

Prejudice comes from being in the dark; sunlight disinfects it. - Muhammad Ali

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Passion and prejudice govern the world, only under the name of reason. - John Wesley

Politics is the chloroform of the Irish people, or, rather the hashish. - Oliver St. John Gogarty

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

I do have a political agenda. It's to have as few regulations as possible. - Dan Quayle

Few Indians only had breech cloths, most being wrapped in buffalo robes, otherwise quite naked. - Zebulon Pike

The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan

Those who spend their time looking for the faults in others usually make no time to correct their own. - Art Jonak

Indians are so dedicated to being so cheap for so long, that Indian people actually created the number zero. - Russell Peters

Prejudice, a dirty word, and faith, a clean one, have something in common: they both begin where reason ends. - Harper Lee

Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Music drives you. It wakes you up, it gets you pumping. And, at the end of the day, the correct tune will chill you down. - Dimebag Darrell

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest do not happen at all. The conscientious historian will correct these defects. - Herodotus

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader


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