Before Political Correctness

Racist Pig: A hog on wheels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Politics makes strange postmasters. - Kin Hubbard

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson

A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston

Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

Are you Indian or Pakistani? I can never tell the difference between you chaps. - Prince Philip

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

We can often do more for other men by trying to correct our own faults than by trying to correct theirs. - Francois Fenelon

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning. - Theodor Adorno

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy