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Before Political Correctness

When kids were allowed to play Livestock Management Technicians and Indigenous Peoples

Before Political Correctness thanks to Wayne Nowazek

The term 'political correctness' is used to describe language, policies, or measures that are intended primarily not to offend or disadvantage any particular group of people in society. In the media, the term is generally used as a pejorative, implying that these policies are excessive. The term “politically correct” was used infrequently until the latter part of the 20th century.

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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

A correct answer is like an affectionate kiss. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields

We can get all the Indians we need at the reservoir. - Samuel Goldwyn

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

Government cannot and must not replace private initiative. - Kim Campbell

In politics, a lie unanswered becomes truth within 24 hours. - Willie Brown

I don't go around signin' no political documentaries. - Archie Bunker

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it. - Laurence J Peter

If evil be said of thee, and if it be true, correct thyself; if it be a lie, laugh at it. - Epictetus

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. - George Bernard Shaw

Indian people, we are proud of our cheapness. You are never gonna insult us by calling us cheap. - Russell Peters

Those who spend their time looking for the faults in others usually make no time to correct their own. - Art Jonak

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

We can often do more for other men by trying to correct our own faults than by trying to correct theirs. - Francois Fenelon

Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams

The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning. - Theodor Adorno

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Harold MacMillan is a very intelligent man, who, as so often happens in politics, achieved supreme power too late. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of a man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit, which finds him in employment and happiness. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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