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Before Political Correctness

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Before Political Correctness thanks to Wayne Nowazek

The term 'political correctness' is used to describe language, policies, or measures that are intended primarily not to offend or disadvantage any particular group of people in society. In the media, the term is generally used as a pejorative, implying that these policies are excessive. The term “politically correct” was used infrequently until the latter part of the 20th century.

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Racist Pig: A hog on wheels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Politics makes strange postmasters. - Kin Hubbard

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson

A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston

Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

Are you Indian or Pakistani? I can never tell the difference between you chaps. - Prince Philip

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

We can often do more for other men by trying to correct our own faults than by trying to correct theirs. - Francois Fenelon

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning. - Theodor Adorno

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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