Before Online Dating
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QuotaBillsMarriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb
Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler
Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce
Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson
The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde
In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx
Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer
I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez
Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp
Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde
The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle
Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman
I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta
Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton
Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi
I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor
I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove
Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman
Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming
Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde
An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis
Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster
The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez
Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias
A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones
Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks
The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison
Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe
Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields
The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay
It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose
If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor
There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen