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Beauty And The Beach

Removing the beast from business signs

Beauty And The Beach thanks to Barry McCartney

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Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake

Beauty is not caused. It is. - Emily Dickinson

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

God will forgive me. That's his business. - Heinrich Heine

Ampersand: Sand you won't find at a beach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

Let the beauty of what you love be what you do. - Rumi

When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. - Phyllis Diller

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

Beauty in things exists in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

The rule of my life is to make business a pleasure, and pleasure my business. - Aaron Burr

True beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes. - Unknown

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

The true measure of the value of any business leader and manager is performance. - Brian Tracy

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

Within us is the soul of the whole, the wise silence, the universal beauty, the eternal One. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric

We live in a wonderful world that is full of beauty, charm and adventure. There is no end to the adventures we can have if only we seek them with our eyes open. - Jawaharial Nehru

A person who is too nice an observer of the business of the crowd, like one who is too curious in observing the labor of the bees, will often be stung for his curiosity. - Alexander Pope

American Women: How they mortify the flesh in order to make it appetizing! Their beauty is a vast industry, their enduring allure a discipline which nuns or athletes might find excessive. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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