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Beauty And The Beach

Removing the beast from business signs

Beauty And The Beach thanks to Barry McCartney

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As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

Would you want to do business with a person who was 99% honest? - Sydney Madwed

Trust the wait. Embrace the uncertainty. Enjoy the beauty of becoming. - Unknown

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

As for everything else, so for a mathematical theory: beauty can be perceived but not explained. - Arthur Cayley

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

A simple rule of business is, if you do the things that are easier first, then you can actually make a lot of progress. - Mark Zuckerberg

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich

I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

Be getting your customers to agree with you in small steps along the way, you have a better chance of reaching agreement when it's time to do business. - Harvey Mackay

We live in a wonderful world that is full of beauty, charm and adventure. There is no end to the adventures we can have if only we seek them with our eyes open. - Jawaharial Nehru

We learned how to create beauty where none exists, how to be generous beyond our means, how to change a small corner of the world - just by making a little dinner for a few friends. - Gabrielle Hamilton

Mother's love is bliss, is peace, it need not be acquired, it need not be deserved. If it is there, it is like a blessing; if it is not there, it is as if all the beauty had gone out of life. - Erich Fromm


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