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Beauty And The Beach

Removing the beast from business signs

Beauty And The Beach thanks to Barry McCartney

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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Everything has beauty, but not everyone can see. - Confucious

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is. - Nadine Gordimer

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

As for everything else, so for a mathematical theory: beauty can be perceived but not explained. - Arthur Cayley

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens

Beauty is unbearable, drives us to despair, offering us for a minute the glimpse of an eternity that we should like to stretch out over the whole of time. - Albert Camus

I'm not in the speech making business. I'm not in the seminar business. I'm not in the writing book business. I'm in the changing lives business. - Zig Ziglar

It doesn't matter whether you are pursuing success in business, sports, the arts, or life in general: The bridge between wishing and accomplishing is discipline. - Harvey Mackay

Customers are the reason we open our doors every day, and keep the machines humming all night long. Customers determine what we eat, where we live, whether we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay


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