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Beauty And The Beach

Removing the beast from business signs

Beauty And The Beach thanks to Barry McCartney

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Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

The lure of flying is the lure of beauty. - Amelia Earhart

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is. - Nadine Gordimer

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

Would you want to do business with a person who was 99% honest? - Sydney Madwed

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

If there's one thing that's certain in business, it's uncertainty. - Stephen Covey

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka

Love yourself. It is important to stay positive because beauty comes from the inside out. - Jenn Proske

If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to do the business. - Alexander Pope

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

The gap between what's expected and what you deliver is where the magic happens, in business and life. - Jay Baer

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

A simple rule of business is, if you do the things that are easier first, then you can actually make a lot of progress. - Mark Zuckerberg

The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein

Beauty is unbearable, drives us to despair, offering us for a minute the glimpse of an eternity that we should like to stretch out over the whole of time. - Albert Camus

Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best. - Frank Zappa

I think that if I had grown up and had been in show business and the movies twenty five, thirty years earlier, I think I would have made a lot more musical movies. - Christopher Walken

To be successful and grow your business and revenues, you must match the way you market your products with the way your prospects learn about and shop for your products. - Brian Halligan

A person who is too nice an observer of the business of the crowd, like one who is too curious in observing the labor of the bees, will often be stung for his curiosity. - Alexander Pope

When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong. - R Buckminster Fuller

Pessimism doesn't grow your business or even maintain the status quo. The pessimists on your staff make the job harder for everyone around them. They make difficulties out of opportunities. - Harvey Mackay

As a peacemaker the lawyer has a superior opportunity of being a good man. There will still be business enough. Never stir up litigation. A worse man can scarcely be found than one who does this. - Abraham Lincoln


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