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Beauty And The Beach

Removing the beast from business signs

Beauty And The Beach thanks to Barry McCartney

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Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

One cannot collect all the beautiful shells on the beach. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Beauty in things lies in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie

Be getting your customers to agree with you in small steps along the way, you have a better chance of reaching agreement when it's time to do business. - Harvey Mackay

When you break down all the fluff, there are two ways to promote and market your business: dumber, slower, and expensive - or smarter, faster, and cheaper. - David S. Garland

The sooner you accept the fact that you will have both successes and failures, the easier it will be to get your business and personal life headed in the right direction. - Harvey Mackay

Men of age object too much, consult too long, adventure too little, repent too soon, and seldom drive business home to the full period, but content themselves with a mediocrity of success. - Dale Carnegie

People who concentrate on giving good service always get more personal satisfaction as well as better business. How can we get better service? One way is by trying to see ourselves as others do. - Patricia Fripp


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