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Beauty And The Beach

Removing the beast from business signs

Beauty And The Beach thanks to Barry McCartney

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A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

In youth and beauty wisdom is rare. - Homer

Ampersand: Sand you won't find at a beach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Fundamental honesty is the keystone of business. - Harvey S Firestone

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. - S D Gordon

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is. - Nadine Gordimer

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has gone through to achieve that beauty. - Maya Angelou

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward

Building a successful business requires a combination of human capital, financial resources, market opportunity, persistence, community support, and even luck. - Andrew Yang

Success isn't easy, and that's a good thing, at least in business. If it was easy, everybody would be doing it and your competition would be outrageous! - David Fairweather

Chinese people and Indian people can not do business together, because Indian people can not live without a bargain, and Chinese people can not give you a bargain. - Russell Peters

The sooner you accept the fact that you will have both successes and failures, the easier it will be to get your business and personal life headed in the right direction. - Harvey Mackay

Your workforce is your most valuable asset. The knowledge and skills they have represent the fuel that drives the engine of business - and you can leverage that knowledge. - Harvey Mackay

Customers are the reason we open our doors every day, and keep the machines humming all night long. Customers determine what we eat, where we live, whether we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

As a peacemaker the lawyer has a superior opportunity of being a good man. There will still be business enough. Never stir up litigation. A worse man can scarcely be found than one who does this. - Abraham Lincoln


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