Be Anything You Want

Instinct is the nose of the mind. - Madame de Girardin

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door. - Marcelene Cox

The ring always believes that the finger lives for it. - Malcolm de Chazal

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

I think "Hail to the Chief" has a nice ring to it. - John F Kennedy

If you shut your door to all errors, truth will be shut out. - Rabindranath Tagore

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

To see what is in front of one's nose needs a constant struggle. - George Orwell

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

Everybody needs his memories. They keep the wolf of insignificance from the door. - Saul Bellow

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

The present moment is the only moment available to us, and it is the door to all moments. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Choosing forgiveness opens the door of your heart and makes way for a miracle in your life. - Victoria Osteen

Thrusting my nose firmly between his teeth, I threw him heavily to the ground on top of me. - Mark Twain

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you. - Richard Harris