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Teeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss

Instinct is the nose of the mind. - Madame de Girardin

I could not get the ring without the finger. - Thomas Middleton

Lead the audience by the nose to the thought. - Laurence Olivier

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

Rapscallion: A door knocker shaped like an onion - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door. - Marcelene Cox

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Arpeggio: The story book kid with the big nose that grows - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

I think "Hail to the Chief" has a nice ring to it. - John F Kennedy

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

Adversity is the diamond dust Heaven polishes its jewels with. - Thomas Carlyle

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. - Paul Beatty

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin

The door of opportunity won't open unless you do some pushing. - Unknown

To see what is in front of one's nose needs a constant struggle. - George Orwell

When you ask "What if..." you open the door to all your options. - Unknown

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Key Ring: A handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has deliberately been left open. - Arnold Glasow

I like holding the door for people who are far away, so they have to run a little. - Bill Murray

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

After you cut off a person's nose there is no point in giving him a rose to smell. - Ravi Zacharias

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier


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