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Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

I could not get the ring without the finger. - Thomas Middleton

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings. - It's a Wonderful Life

Not knowing when the dawn will come I open every door. - Emily Dickinson

The ring always believes that the finger lives for it. - Malcolm de Chazal

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

I think "Hail to the Chief" has a nice ring to it. - John F Kennedy

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

All successful revolutions are the kicking in of a rotten door. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Shut the door will the 2 of yas, we're catchin' ammonia. - Archie Bunker

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. - Paul Beatty

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin

A man who does not plan long ahead will find trouble at his door. - Confucius

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

When you ask "What if..." you open the door to all your options. - Unknown

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I like holding the door for people who are far away, so they have to run a little. - Bill Murray

After you cut off a person's nose there is no point in giving him a rose to smell. - Ravi Zacharias

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

Have you ever wondered why opportunity only knocks once, yet temptation bangs on the door constantly? - Unknown

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

The diamond may adorn royalty, regardless of personal worth; but jewels of thought render even poverty illustrious and sublime. - Gems for the Fireside

In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier


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