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Baylor vs All

Raising the bar at Baylor University in Waco, Texas

Baylor vs All thanks to joe-kster

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Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

Free men do not ask permission to bear arms. - Thomas Jefferson

So we get the chinks we will bear the stinks. - English Proverb

Victor: Your football team's weekly opponent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Academy: A modern school where football is taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth

I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver

Things that were hard to bear are sweet to remember. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing. - Bette Midler

The misfortunes hardest to bear are those which never come. - Amy Lowell

I played a little basketball. Some football in junior high. - Clint Eastwood

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

Unless you bear with the faults of others, you betray your own. - Pubilius Syrus

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

It is often hard to bear the tears that we ourselves have caused. - Marcel Proust

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Endurance is not only to bear the hard thing but to turn it into glory. - Win Barclay

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

I believe in Coach Louis Wong. He is so much more than just a football coach. - Stephen Covey

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller

Football Game: A sport where a spectator takes four quarters to finish a fifth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who has a "why" to live, can bear with almost any "how". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis

Philosophy may teach us to bear with equanimity the misfortunes of our neighbors. - Oscar Wilde

To bear other people's afflictions, everyone has courage and enough to spare. - Benjamin Franklin

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

Human beings can't bear silence. It would mean that they would bear themselves. - Pascal Mercier

The chief aim of wisdom is to enable one to bear with the stupidity of the ignorant. - Winston Churchill

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

So like any football or basketball coach, you always believe you're going to win. - Colin Powell

A bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he's talented, but he's not famous. - Kim Kardashian

In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are. - Arnold H Glasgow

Forgive, forget. Bear with the faults of others as you would have them bear with yours. - Phillips Brooks

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. - Robert G. Ingersoll

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller

Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

Eternity: 1. The last two minutes of a football game; 2. The time between you coming and her going. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that never happen. - James Russel Lowell

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools."
Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker

We deem those happy who, from the experience of life, have learned to bear its ills, without being overcome by them. - Juvenal

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

The Cross! There, and there only though the deist rave, and the atheist, if Earth bears so base a slave; There and there only, is the power to save. - William Cowper

Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds


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