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Bacon Seeds

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Bacon Seeds thanks to Mike King

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Dreams grow if you grow. - Zig Ziglar

Who does not grow, declines. - Rabbi Hillel

Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton

Danger and delight grow on one stalk. - English Proverb

Many foxes grow gray, but few grow good. - Benjamin Franklin

You're never too old to grow younger. - Mae West

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner. - H.S. Leigh

May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty. - Irish Blessing

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Don't smother each other. No one can grow in the shade. - Leo Buscaglia

Don't let the seeds stop you from enjoying the watermelon. - Unknown

I got to grow up with a mother who taught me to believe in me. - Antonio Villaraigosa

Every failure brings with it the seed of an equivalent success. - Napoleon Hill

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

The older I grow, the more I listen to people who don't say much. - Germain G. Glidden

The teacher is one who makes two ideas grow where only one grew before. - Elbert Hubbard

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

I want to be a healer, and love all things that grow and are not barren. - JRR Tolkien

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Ever hear of the old saying, "grass don't grow on a busy street?" - Archie Bunker

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. - George Bernard Shaw

My first advice on how not to grow old would be to choose your ancestors carefully. - Bertrand Russell

If you want to have more, you have to become more. You have to grow into your goals. - Jim Rohn

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

When we grow old, there can only be one regret: not to have given enough of ourselves. - Eleonora Duse

I am guilty of asking the Senate for pork and proud of the Senate for giving it to me. - Ted Stevens

New York champagne - that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York. - Archie Bunker

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Every blade of grass has its angel that bends over it and whispers, 'Grow, grow.' - Talmud

If we don't change, we don't grow. If we don't grow, we aren't really living. - Gail Sheehy

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious. - Bill Meyer

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Dreams are the seeds of change. Nothing ever grows without a seed, and nothing ever changes without a dream. - Debby Boone

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

The greatest day in your life and mine is when we take total responsibility for our attitudes. That's the day we truly grow up. - John C Maxwell

He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste. - Nikita Khrushchev

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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