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Bacon Birthday Cake

Don't go bacon my heart!

Bacon Birthday Cake thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Sharp are the arrows of a broken heart. - Cassandra Clare

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

A thankful heart is the parent of all virtues. - Cicero

My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it? - WC Fields

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When we cannot trace God's hand we can trust His heart. - Charles H Spurgeon

What air is to the body, to feel understood is to the heart. - Stephen Covey

Faith is a knowledge within the heart, beyond the reach of proof. - Kahlil Gibran

I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis. - Phil Gramm

Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting. - William Arthur Ward

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

True navigation begins in the human heart. It's the most important map of all. - Elizabeth K Lindsey

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Don't give in to your fears. If you do, you won't be able to talk to your heart. - Paulo Coelho

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my desk. - Stephen King

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste. - Nikita Khrushchev

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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