Bacon Birthday Cake

It is wisdom to believe the heart. - George Santayana

Absence makes the heart grow fonder. - Sextus Propertius

In Your Heart You Know He's Right - Barry Goldwater

My head says gym but my heart says tacos. - Unknown

A thankful heart is the parent of all virtues. - Cicero

There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart. - Jane Austen

Keep some room in your heart for the unimaginable. - Mary Oliver

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Sometimes your mind says No, but your heart says Go. - Yvonne Urlanda

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

The heart never grows better by age: it only grows harder. - Lord Chesterfield

I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg. - Steven Wright

Some days there won't be a song in your heart. Sing anyway. - Emory Austin

Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold. - Zelda Fitzgerald

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

Except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did. - Robert Benchley

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

Above all else, guard your heart, for it affects everything else you do. - Unknown

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

A Caterpie may change into a Butterfree, but the heart that beats inside remains the same. - Brock

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile. - Tom Clark

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

A broken heart is just the growing pains necessary so that you can love more completely when the real thing comes along. - J S B Morse

Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my desk. - Stephen King

Send me anywhere, only go with me; lay any burden on me, only sustain me; sever any ties but the ties that bind me to your heart. - David Livingstone

Faith allows things to happen. It is the power that comes from a fearless heart. And when a fearless heart believes, miracles happen. - Unknown

When you are sorrowful look again in your heart, and you shall see that in truth you are weeping for that which has been your delight. - Kahlil Gibran

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

The line separating good and evil passes not through states, nor between classes not between parties either - but right through the human heart. - Alexandr Solzhenitzyn

A gift is pure when it is given from the heart to the right person at the right time and at the right place, and when we expect nothing in return. - Vyasa