Bacon Birthday Cake

My whole heart for my whole life. - French Saying

Nurses are the heart of healthcare. - Donna Wilk Cardillo

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. - Addison Mizner

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart. - Confucius

Young at heart. Slightly older in other places. - Unknown

Nature never did betray the heart that loved her. - William Wordsworth

Years fly by, but the heart stays in the same place. - Harlan Coben

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. - Steven Wright

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

What air is to the body, to feel understood is to the heart. - Stephen Covey

What if my trousers are shabby and worn, they cover a warm heart. - Tom Masson

Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting. - William Arthur Ward

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. - Liz Curtis Higgs

Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash. - Milton Berle

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

No matter how bad your heart is broken, the world doesn't stop for your grief. - Faraaz Kazi

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

A Caterpie may change into a Butterfree, but the heart that beats inside remains the same. - Brock

No man preaches his sermon well to others if he does not first preach it to his own heart. - John Owen

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Failure isn't so bad if it doesn't attack the heart. Success is all right if it doesn't go to the head. - John C Maxwell

There is an endearing tenderness in the love of a mother to a son that transcends all other affections of the heart. - Washington Irving

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind - the answer is twelve. I think I'm in the wrong building. - Charles Schulz

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen