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Bacon Birthday Cake

Don't go bacon my heart!

Bacon Birthday Cake thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Stamped inedibly on my heart. - Archie Bunker

A good cry lightens the heart. - Yiddish Proverb

I'm just a true Irish boy at heart. - Colin Farrell

Sharp are the arrows of a broken heart. - Cassandra Clare

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

Only the heart knows how to find what is precious. - Feodor Dostoyevsky

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Be of good courage and the Lord will strengthen your heart. - The Bible

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns) - Robert Byrne

I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg. - Steven Wright

A familiar pang of dread wrapped its icy hand around my heart. - Ashley Jeffery

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Keep your best wishes close to your heart and watch what happens. - Tony DeLiso

Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

I took a deep breath and listened to the old bray of my heart. I am. I am. I am. - Sylvia Plath

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. - Christopher P. Rubero

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

I wish I could trade my heart for another liver, so I could drink more and care less. - Tina Fey

Don't give in to your fears. If you do, you won't be able to talk to your heart. - Paulo Coelho

It is not the body's posture, but the heart's attitude that counts when we pray. - Billy Graham

Do your work with your whole heart, and you will succeed - there's so little competition. - Elbert Hubbard

A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

If wrinkles must be written upon our brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should never grow old. - James A. Garfield

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened you'll slip away. - Madonna


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