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Bacon Birthday Cake

Don't go bacon my heart!

Bacon Birthday Cake thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

Only do what your heart tells you. - Princess Diana

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

My head says gym but my heart says tacos. - Unknown

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

Only the pure in heart can make a good soup. - Ludwig van Beethoven

My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it? - WC Fields

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. - Steven Wright

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

What air is to the body, to feel understood is to the heart. - Stephen Covey

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces. - Unknown

Within, I do not find wrinkles and used heart, but unspent youth. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We arrive at the truth, not by reason only, but also by the heart. - Blaise Pascal

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

It is not flesh and blood, but the heart which makes us fathers and sons. - Johann Friedrich Von Schiller

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

I have looked into your eyes with my eyes. I have put my heart near your heart. - Pope John XXIII

True navigation begins in the human heart. It's the most important map of all. - Elizabeth K Lindsey

Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. - Christopher P. Rubero

Faith is an oasis in the heart which will never be reached by the caravan of thinking. - Khalil Gibran

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart, don't know how to laugh either. - Golda Meir

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

Keep your heart open to dreams. For as long as there's a dream, there is hope, and as long as there is hope, there is joy in living. - Unknown

A gift is pure when it is given from the heart to the right person at the right time and at the right place, and when we expect nothing in return. - Vyasa


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