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Back To The Fuchsia

Marty McFly is sent back in time to 1955, where he meets his future plant parents

Back To The Fuchsia thanks to Barry McCartney

Fuchsia - a genus of flowering plants that consists mostly of shrubs or small trees. Fuchsia Triphylla was discovered on the Caribbean island of Hispaniola (Haiti and the Dominican Republic) between 1696–1697 by the French Minim monk botanist and monk, Charles Plumier, during his third expedition to the Greater Antilles. He named the new genus after the renowned German botanist Leonhart Fuchs (1501–1566).

'Back to the Future' is a 1985 American science fiction adventure comedy film, starring Michael J. Fox as teenager Marty McFly.

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Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow. - Audrey Hepburn

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

The fuchsia is the world's most carefully spelled flower. - Jimmy Barnes

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. - Cicero

A person of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. - Unknown

A lucky person is someone who plants pebbles and harvests potatoes. - Greek Proverb

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more roses. - George Eliot

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious. - Bill Meyer

Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges

It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seeds in the Spring, who reaps a harvest in the Autumn. - B C Forbes

Sprouts: Innocent green plants snatched in their infancy and devoured alive by ravenous vegetarians - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you plant yourself in one place and let your roots grow deep, there is no limit to what God can do. - Mark Batterson

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

Plant a radish, get a radish - never any doubt. That's why I love vegetables; you know what they're about. - Tom Jones

Grass: 1. The green stuff that wilts in the yard and flourishes in the garden; 2. What grows by the yard and dies by the foot. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Vacation Time: That period when the flowers in the home garden are at their best and only the neighbours are around to enjoy them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden and positive thoughts are the seeds of your garden, kill the weeds and feed the seeds. - Sukhi Burgen

Think twice before you speak, because your words and influence will plant the seed of either success or failure in the mind of another. - Napoleon Hill

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

The media have provided the Devil with perhaps the greatest opportunity accorded him since Adam and Eve were turned out of the Garden of Eden. - Malcolm Muggeridge

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington

We must plant the sea and herd its animals using the sea as farmers instead of hunters. That is what civilization is all about - farming replacing hunting. - Jacques Cousteau

There needs to be time for efficient data collection and time for inefficient contemplation, time to operate the machine and time to sit idly in the garden. - Nicholas Carr

Americans admire a people who can scratch a desert and produce a garden. The Israelis have shown qualities that Americans identify with: guts, patriotism, idealism, a passion for freedom. - Richard M Nixon

Eat food. Not too much. Mostly plants. That is the short answer to the supposedly incredibly complicated and confusing question of what we humans should eat in order to be maximally healthy. - Michael Pollan

Automation: 1. The science of doing it with machines at the plant so that men can have more time to do it themselves at home; 2. Man's effort to make work so easy that women can do it all. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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