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Back To The Fuchsia

Marty McFly is sent back in time to 1955, where he meets his future plant parents

Back To The Fuchsia thanks to Barry McCartney

Fuchsia - a genus of flowering plants that consists mostly of shrubs or small trees. Fuchsia Triphylla was discovered on the Caribbean island of Hispaniola (Haiti and the Dominican Republic) between 1696–1697 by the French Minim monk botanist and monk, Charles Plumier, during his third expedition to the Greater Antilles. He named the new genus after the renowned German botanist Leonhart Fuchs (1501–1566).

'Back to the Future' is a 1985 American science fiction adventure comedy film, starring Michael J. Fox as teenager Marty McFly.

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Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

The fuchsia is the world's most carefully spelled flower. - Jimmy Barnes

Always do your best. What you plant now, you will harvest later. - Og Mandino

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. - Cicero

Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you. - Richard B. Sheridan

Natural abilities are like natural plants: to grow, they need pruning. - Red Auerbach

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

Knowledge is like a garden: if it is not cultivated, it cannot be harvested. - Unknown

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Iran is not getting rid of any of its nuclear plants. They're not getting rid of anything. - Donald Trump

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

You cannot endow even the best machine with initiative; the jolliest steamroller will not plant flowers. - Walter Lippmann

Our ideas, like orange-plants, spread out in proportion to the size of the box which imprisons the roots. - Edward Bulwer Lytton

Plant a radish, get a radish - never any doubt. That's why I love vegetables; you know what they're about. - Tom Jones

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden and positive thoughts are the seeds of your garden, kill the weeds and feed the seeds. - Sukhi Burgen

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

The media have provided the Devil with perhaps the greatest opportunity accorded him since Adam and Eve were turned out of the Garden of Eden. - Malcolm Muggeridge

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington

There needs to be time for efficient data collection and time for inefficient contemplation, time to operate the machine and time to sit idly in the garden. - Nicholas Carr

No durable things are built on violent passion. Nature grows her plants in silence and in darkness, and only when they have become strong do they put their heads above the ground. - Annie Besant

Americans admire a people who can scratch a desert and produce a garden. The Israelis have shown qualities that Americans identify with: guts, patriotism, idealism, a passion for freedom. - Richard M Nixon


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