Baby OnBoard
Board baby to back of the line
QuotaBillsNipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day
No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant
Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker
A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies
Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown
A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown
Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown
Howling Success: The baby that gets picked up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain
Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson
Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown
De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus
Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens
Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z
Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid
The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra
Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin
Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams
Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood
The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker
Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning
I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller
I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield
You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers
The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein
I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen
Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin
Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson
If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft