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Baby Bat

Early flying lesson away from the cave

Baby Bat thanks to Troy Clements

Megachiroptera (or mega) bats are medium to large-size bats. Many eat fruit, pollen, or nectar; some eat small land animals, and some eat fish. They have big eyes and excellent eyesight.

Microchiroptera (or micro) bats are smaller bats that eat mostly insects. They use echolocation, detecting sound waves to navigate and identify the flying insects they eat. Included in this group is the smallest bat (Kittiā€™s hog-nosed bat), which weighs less than a penny.

Bats are the only mammals that can fly; vampire bats are the only mammals that feed entirely on blood. Vampire bats sleep during the day in total darkness, suspended upside down from the roofs of caves. They typically gather in colonies of about 100, but sometimes live in groups of 1,000 or more. In one year, a 100-bat colony can drink the blood of 25 cows.

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Always be yourself! Unless you can be Batman, then always be Batman. - Unknown

The most important thing about batting is getting the bat to hit the ball. - Michael Holding

When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire. - Angelina Jolie

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein


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