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Audible Sobs

When cries carry in the library

Audible Sobs thanks to Julie Kimmel

For the courtesy of those studying around you, please relocate to the hallway if you wish to sob audibly.

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Tests of love always end badly. - Melanie Thernstrom

See if he passed the literaracy test. - Archie Bunker

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

When an old man dies, a library burns to the ground. - African Proverb

I'll take a drug test, if you'll take an IQ test. - Fritz Hollings

You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard

URL: What you don't want the doc to say at your yearly exam - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow

Test yourself with the impossible, and you will know your capability. - Unknown

The test of a man or woman's breeding is how they behave in a quarrel. - George Bernard Shaw

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now. - Groucho Marx

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first and the lesson after. - Vernon S Law

It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it. - Finley P Dunne

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

Internet: The best library in the world, but with all its books strewn across the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today. - E. Joseph Cossman

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

We lawyers learn to study the faces of our witnesses, to form quick judgments, and to act upon them. - Lyman Abbott

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Here is a test to find out whether your mission on earth is finished: If you are alive, it isn't. - Richard Bach

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much, it is whether we provide enough for those who have little. - Franklin D Roosevelt

There is not better way of exercising the imagination than the study of law. No poet ever interpreted nature as freely as a lawyer interprets the truth. - Jean Giraudoux

All of my friends who have younger siblings who are going to college or high school - my number one piece of advice is: You should learn how to program. - Mark Zuckerberg

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam. - George Carlin

When Satan tempts a person, it is a solicitation to disobedience. When acted upon, it brings harm. When God tests a person, it is a solicitation to obedience. When acted upon, it brings blessings. - Tony Cooke


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