Audible Sobs

Your library is your Paradise. - Erasmus

See if he passed the literaracy test. - Archie Bunker

Electoral College: Institute of higher yearning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My life feels like a test I didn't study for. - Unknown

The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure. - Laurence J. Peter

The tests of life are not meant to break you but make you. - Norman Vincent Peale

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. - Cicero

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

We look harder for flaws in a study when we don't agree with its conclusions. - Sharon Begley

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it. - Finley P Dunne

If you wait until there is another case study in your industry, you will be too late. - Seth Godin

I study myself more than any other subject. That is my metaphysics, that is my physics, - Michel de Montaigne

College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If I had only three years to serve the Lord, I would spend two of them studying and preparing. - Donald G Barnhouse

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

University: 1. A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand; 2. A mental institution. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Here is a test to find out whether your mission on earth is finished: If you are alive, it isn't. - Richard Bach

I was diagnosed with diabetes at age 18. I didn't know what it was, so I went to the library and looked it up. - Ron Santo

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

Aftermath: 1. The period following algebra; 2. The horrible headache you have when you've finished the algebra test. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe

Not every man can carry a full cup. Sudden elevation frequently leads to pride and a fall. The most exacting test of all is to survive prosperity. - Oswald Sanders

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam. - George Carlin

To teach how to live without certainty and yet without being paralysed by hesitation is perhaps the chief thing that philosophy, in our age, can do for those who study it. - Bertrand Russell

The best narrative is one of infinite love. A spiritual affair - one not of the material world. Intermingled, with no beginning nor end - it will always stand the test of time. - Terry A. O'Neal

If you want to surf, move to Hawaii. If you like to shop, move to New York. If you like acting and Hollywood, move to California. But if you like college football, move to Texas. - Ricky Williams

For one human being to love another - that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks: the ultimate, the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation. - Rainer M Riike

A motorcycle functions entirely in accordance with the laws of reason, and a study of the art of motorcycle maintenance is really a miniature study of the art of rationality itself. - Robert M. Pirsig

President Obama smoked so much pot in college he never learned to spell. Which is why he's confusing the word "ruining" the country with "running" the country. - Kilburn Hall

There is nothing, Sir, too little for so little a creature as man. It is by studying little things that we attain the great art of having a little misery and as much happiness as possible. - Samuel Johnson

I have been studying the traits and dispositions of the 'lower animals' (so called) and contrasting them with the traits and dispositions of man. I find the result humilitating to me. - Mark Twain