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Audible Sobs

When cries carry in the library

Audible Sobs thanks to Julie Kimmel

For the courtesy of those studying around you, please relocate to the hallway if you wish to sob audibly.

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Tests of love always end badly. - Melanie Thernstrom

My life feels like a test I didn't study for. - Unknown

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. - Cicero

Study in the course of your life to do the greatest amount of good. - John McDonough

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

I will study and prepare myself… and someday my chance will come. - Abraham Lincoln

Study nature. Love nature. Stay close to nature. It will never fail you. - Frank Lloyd Wright

The test of a man or woman's breeding is how they behave in a quarrel. - George Bernard Shaw

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

When I step into this library, I cannot understand why I ever step out of it. - Marie de Sevigne

With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now. - Groucho Marx

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first and the lesson after. - Vernon S Law

If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today. - E. Joseph Cossman

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

It is a fine thing to have ability, but the ability to discover ability in others is the true test. - Elbert Hubbard

Here is a test to find out whether your mission on earth is finished: If you are alive, it isn't. - Richard Bach

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

I will only hire someone to work directly for me if I would work for that person. It's a pretty good test. - Mark Zuckerberg

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak

All of my friends who have younger siblings who are going to college or high school - my number one piece of advice is: You should learn how to program. - Mark Zuckerberg

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam. - George Carlin

The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson. - Tom Bodett

To teach how to live without certainty and yet without being paralysed by hesitation is perhaps the chief thing that philosophy, in our age, can do for those who study it. - Bertrand Russell

A motorcycle functions entirely in accordance with the laws of reason, and a study of the art of motorcycle maintenance is really a miniature study of the art of rationality itself. - Robert M. Pirsig

There is nothing, Sir, too little for so little a creature as man. It is by studying little things that we attain the great art of having a little misery and as much happiness as possible. - Samuel Johnson


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