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Annual Meeting of the Ontario Summer Tires Club

Pedal to the metal on Highway 401

Annual Meeting of the Ontario Summer Tires Club thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Keeping a safe following distance is by far one of the easiest, yet most commonly broken rules of defensive driving. The two-second rule is a rule of thumb by which a driver should maintain a safe following distance at any speed. Apparently Ontario drivers haven’t heard about this concept yet...

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There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

The road was new to me, as roads always are going back. - Sarah O Jewett

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

You can always tell when you are on the road to success; it's uphill all the way. - Paul Harvey

The noblest prospect which a Scotsman ever sees is the high road that leads him to England. - Samuel Johnson

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

"Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour." - Steven Wright

Every road you take has a destination. What road are you on and will it take you where you really want to go? - Unknown

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Speed Limit: The velocity one must exceed by approximately 10 MPH on a major highway or risk being run off the road - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder


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