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History is written by the victors. - Niccolo Machiavelli

History is a set of lies agreed upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

In ancient Rome they killed Sid Caesar - Archie Bunker

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

There is no reason to repeat bad history. - Eleanor Holmes Norton

History is philosophy teaching by example. - Dionysius

Peace is preferable to a place in history. - Justo P Benitez

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

Difficulty is the excuse history never accepts. - Edward R. Murrow

Oregano: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

History will never accept difficulties as an excuse. - John F Kennedy

We are not makers of history. We are made by history. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

There is no record in history of a happy philosopher. - H L Mencken

If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur! - Unknown

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

A sweating ovary or a sick prostate explains most history. - Martin H. Fischer

The trouble with history is its dependence upon diplomats. - Gerald F Lieberman

History is an endless repetition of the wrong way of living. - Lawrence Durrell

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

Let others praise ancient times; I am glad I was born in these. - Ovid

With the ancient is wisdom, and in length of days understanding. - Job 12:1

History never looks like history when you are living through it. - John W. Gardner

Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy. - Margaret Thatcher

A poet in history is divine, but a poet in the next room is a joke. - Max Eastman

I think we may class the lawyer in the natural history of monsters. - John Keats

If some countries have too much history, we have too much geography. - William Lyon Mackenzie King

If the cavemen had known how to laugh, history would have been different. - Oscar Wilde

There's a good reason why nobody studies history. It just teaches you too much. - Noam Chomsky

More history is made by secret handshakes than by battles, bills, and proclamations. - John Barth

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffett

There has never been a better time in history to be an environmental radiation researcher. - Steven Magee

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

We live in a world where amnesia is the most wished-for state. When did history become a bad word? - John Guare

If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us. - Unknown

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each man's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm any hostility. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely different. - Aldous Huxley


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