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Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

Good wine is a necessity of life. - Thomas Jefferson

Music is an outburst of the soul. - Frederick Delius

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Music, my rampart and my only one. - Edna St Vincent Millay

When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. - Ogden Nash

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. - Addison Mizner

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Most quarrels amplify a misunderstanding. - Andre Gide

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

Modern music is as dangerous as narcotics. - Pietro Mascagni

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

Music is like a dream. One that I cannot hear. - Ludwig van Beethoven

I like your opera. I think I will set it to music. - Ludwig van Beethoven

What is best in music is not to be found in the notes. - Gustav Mahler

Liquor talks mighty loud when it gets loose from the jug. - Joel C Harris

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy. - Ludwig van Beethoven

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown

A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it. - Thomas Beecham

People haven't always been there for me, but music always has. - Taylor Swift

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

People are like music. Some speak the truth, and others are just noise. - Bill Murray

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

Each soul is tuned to a different pitch. Music is about harmonizing the soul. - Wu-Tang Clan

Music sounds different to the one who plays it. It is the musician's curse. - Patrick Rothfuss

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music. - Aldous Huxley

New York champagne - that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York. - Archie Bunker

Music could ache and hurt, that beautiful music was a place a suffering man could hide. - Pat Conroy

Why is it that everybody's suing the tobacco companies and not the alcohol companies? - Donald Trump

A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. - Ovid

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

Silent Disco: A disco in which all the participants wear wireless headphones to hear the music, thus eliminating noise pollution - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week. - Charles Darwin

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor


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