Age In Cat Years

Old age is a wonderful disguise. - Katherine Applegate

Cherish youth, but trust old age. - Pueblo Proverb

Two monsoons are the age of a man. - Bombay Proverb

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

When the age is in, the wit is out. - William Shakespeare

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

He was not of an age, but for all time. - Ben Jonson

I want to die young at an advanced age. - Max Lerner

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. - Paulo Coelho

Wisdom comes with age, but keep it to yourself. - Mary Roach

Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. - Unknown

After age seventy it’s patch, patch, patch. - Jimmy Stewart

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns

The heart never grows better by age: it only grows harder. - Lord Chesterfield

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is first thought. - Emily Dickinson

Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy. - Unknown

The essence of age is intellect. Wherever that appears, we call it old. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I smoke 10 to 15 cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. - George Burns

In an age of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act. - George Orwell

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

The enemy of society is middle class and the enemy of life is middle age. - Orson Welles

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me. - Stephen Fry

This is the machine age. The only thing people do by hand is scratch themselves. - Joe Laurie

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. - Unknown

One minute gives intention to destroy
What to rebuild will a whole age employ. - William Congreve

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

I do wish I could tell you my age but it's impossible. It keeps changing all the time. - Greer Garson

It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been dead for a year. - Tom Lehrer

When you get to my age, life seems little more than one long march to and from the lavatory. - John Mortimer

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

I believe in loyalty: I think when a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick to it. - Eva Gabor

Old age has its pleasures, which, though different, are not less than the pleasures of youth. - W Somerset Maugham

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up. - Bob Hope

I learned at an early age that if you are nice to men, you can get anything you want from them. - Natalie Wood

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

Middle age is when your classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you. - Bennett Cerf

How little you know about the age you live in if you think that honey is sweeter than cash in hand. - Ovid

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of 80 and gradually approach 18. - Mark Twain

It is not easy to be crafty and winsome at the same time, and few accomplish it after the age of six. - John W. Gardner

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough. - Groucho Marx

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Not one of them who took up in his youth with his opinion that there are no gods ever continued until old age faithful to his conviction. - Plato

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire

The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely different. - Aldous Huxley

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen