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Age In Cat Years

Your cat's age related to people years

Age In Cat Years thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Youth has no age. - Pablo Picasso

Old age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci

Old age is life's parody. - Simone de Beauvoir

Catacomb: A feline grooming tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

At our age every hour is Happy Hour. - Jim Farley

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Lamb: An animal that gets more sheepish with age - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whenever the talk turns to age, I say I am 49 plus VAT. - Lionel Blair

I know I can't cheat death, but I can cheat old age. - Darwin Deason

Fourty is the old age of youth; 50 is the youth of old age. - Victor Hugo

Sex at the age of 90 is like playing billiards with a rope. - Camille Paglia

A lady of a 'certain age', which means Certainly aged. - Lord Byron

One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on. - Aphra Behn

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age. - Christopher Morley

Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy. - Unknown

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

I smoke 10 to 15 cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. - George Burns

Each age has deemed the new-born year the fittest time for festal cheer. - Walter Scott

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. - Oscar Wilde

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete. - C S Lewis

Some wines improve with age, but only if the grapes were good in the first place. - Abigail Van Buren

Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. - Satchel Paige

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up like a cabbage. - John A Holmes

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. - Tom Wilson

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

When you get to my age, life seems little more than one long march to and from the lavatory. - John Mortimer

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. - Will Rogers

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

Middle age is when your classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you. - Bennett Cerf

How little you know about the age you live in if you think that honey is sweeter than cash in hand. - Ovid

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

It is not easy to be crafty and winsome at the same time, and few accomplish it after the age of six. - John W. Gardner

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan

I was diagnosed with diabetes at age 18. I didn't know what it was, so I went to the library and looked it up. - Ron Santo

When you're my age, you just never risk being ill - because then everyone says, "Oh, he's done for." - John Gielgud

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock. - Ronald Reagan

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick

No book is really worth reading at the age of ten which is not equally - and often far more - worth reading at the age of fifty and beyond. - C S Lewis

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire


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