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About Grandparents

8 year olds write a paper about their grandparents

About Grandparents thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Grandparents are a lady and a man who have no little children of their own. They like other people’s.

A grandfather is a man, and a grandmother is a lady.

Grandparents don’t have to do anything except be there when we come to see them. They are so old they shouldn’t play hard or run. It is good if they drive us to the shops and give us money.

When they take us for walks, they slow down past things like pretty leaves and caterpillars.

They show us and talk to us about the colours of the flowers and also why we shouldn’t step on cracks.

They don’t say, “Hurry up.”

Usually grandmothers are fat but not too fat to tie your shoes.

They wear glasses and funny underwear.

They can take their teeth and gums out.

Grandparents don’t have to be smart.

They have to answer questions like “Why isn’t God married?” and “How come dogs chase cats?”

When they read to us, they don’t skip. They don’t mind if we ask for the same story over again.

Everybody should try to have a grandmother, especially if you don’t have television because they are the only grownups who like to spend time with us.

They know we should have a snack time before bed time, and they say prayers with us and kiss us even when we’ve acted bad.

Grandpa is the smartest man on earth! He teaches me good things, but I don’t get to see him enough to get as smart as him.

It’s funny when they bend over - you hear gas leaks, and they blame their dog.

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I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

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Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld

I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

The presidency is temporary, but the family is permanent. - Yvonne de Gaulle

Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown

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To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world. - Unknown

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. - Bill Maher

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

A conservative is someone who makes no changes and consults his grandmother when in doubt. - Woodrow Wilson

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. - George Brett

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

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I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

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If you have a family mission statement that clarifies what your purpose is, then you use that as the criterion by which you make the decisions. - Stephen Covey

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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