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About Grandparents
8 year olds write a paper about their grandparents
Grandparents are a lady and a man who have no little children of their own. They like other people’s.
A grandfather is a man, and a grandmother is a lady.
Grandparents don’t have to do anything except be there when we come to see them. They are so old they shouldn’t play hard or run. It is good if they drive us to the shops and give us money.
When they take us for walks, they slow down past things like pretty leaves and caterpillars.
They show us and talk to us about the colours of the flowers and also why we shouldn’t step on cracks.
They don’t say, “Hurry up.”
Usually grandmothers are fat but not too fat to tie your shoes.
They wear glasses and funny underwear.
They can take their teeth and gums out.
Grandparents don’t have to be smart.
They have to answer questions like “Why isn’t God married?” and “How come dogs chase cats?”
When they read to us, they don’t skip. They don’t mind if we ask for the same story over again.
Everybody should try to have a grandmother, especially if you don’t have television because they are the only grownups who like to spend time with us.
They know we should have a snack time before bed time, and they say prayers with us and kiss us even when we’ve acted bad.
Grandpa is the smartest man on earth! He teaches me good things, but I don’t get to see him enough to get as smart as him.
It’s funny when they bend over - you hear gas leaks, and they blame their dog.
A grandfather is a man, and a grandmother is a lady.
Grandparents don’t have to do anything except be there when we come to see them. They are so old they shouldn’t play hard or run. It is good if they drive us to the shops and give us money.
When they take us for walks, they slow down past things like pretty leaves and caterpillars.
They show us and talk to us about the colours of the flowers and also why we shouldn’t step on cracks.
They don’t say, “Hurry up.”
Usually grandmothers are fat but not too fat to tie your shoes.
They wear glasses and funny underwear.
They can take their teeth and gums out.
Grandparents don’t have to be smart.
They have to answer questions like “Why isn’t God married?” and “How come dogs chase cats?”
When they read to us, they don’t skip. They don’t mind if we ask for the same story over again.
Everybody should try to have a grandmother, especially if you don’t have television because they are the only grownups who like to spend time with us.
They know we should have a snack time before bed time, and they say prayers with us and kiss us even when we’ve acted bad.
Grandpa is the smartest man on earth! He teaches me good things, but I don’t get to see him enough to get as smart as him.
It’s funny when they bend over - you hear gas leaks, and they blame their dog.
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My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard
There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld
I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp
The presidency is temporary, but the family is permanent. - Yvonne de Gaulle
A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster
We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley
I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker
What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa
Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull
Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert
Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns
Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill
I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy
Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri
Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson
The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan
As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett
I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller
Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King
You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu
Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler
A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers
Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie
I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan
You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan
Every family story has 1,000 other stories contained within it, like an unending series of nesting dolls. - Alison Pick
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller
I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates
The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost
The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer
I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo
Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer
If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah
My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard
There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld
I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp
The presidency is temporary, but the family is permanent. - Yvonne de Gaulle
A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster
We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley
I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker
What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa
Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull
Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert
Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns
Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill
I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy
Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri
Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson
The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan
As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett
I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller
Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King
You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu
Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler
A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers
Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie
I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan
You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan
Every family story has 1,000 other stories contained within it, like an unending series of nesting dolls. - Alison Pick
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller
I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates
The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost
The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer
I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo
Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer
If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah
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