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A Century Ago (1915 to 2015)

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History is more or less bunk. - Henry Ford

Words are the small change of thought. - Jules Renard

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Revolutions are the locomotives of history. - Karl Marx

Middle age is a nice change from being young. - William Feather

One word of encouragement can change the world. - Debbie Macomber

What we achieve inwardly will change outer reality. - Plutarch

Don't change horses in the middle of the stream. - Dutch Proverb

Change is inevitable... except from vending machines. - Steven Wright

If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur! - Unknown

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

Things don't change, but by and by our wishes change. - Marcel Proust

A person doesn't have to change who he is to become better. - Sidney Poitier

Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy. - Margaret Thatcher

How do we change the world? One random act of kindness at a time. - Morgan Freeman

If history were taught in the form of stories, it would never be forgotten. - Rudyard Kipling

Incremental change is better than ambitious failure. Success feeds on itself. - Tal Ben-Shahar

Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself. - Andy Warhol

Whatever the status quo is, changing it gives you the opportunity to be remarkable. - Seth Godin

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

History is merely a list of surprises. It can only prepare us to be surprised yet again. - Kurt Vonnegut

The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything... or nothing. - Lady Astor

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson

Real, sustainable community change requires the initiative and engagement of community members. - Helene D Gayle

The only way you can sustain a permanent change is to create a new way of thinking, acting, and being. - Jennifer Hudson

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

Dreams are the seeds of change. Nothing ever grows without a seed, and nothing ever changes without a dream. - Debby Boone

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. - George Burns

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87. - Steve Martin

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

It's not that some people have willpower and some don't... It's that some people are ready to change and others are not. - James Gordon

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No one is in control of your happiness but you; therefore, you have the power to change anything about yourself or your life that you want to change. - Barbara DeAngelis

The biggest risk is not taking any risk. In a world that is changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks. - Mark Zuckerberg


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