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We are the change. - Ronald Reagan

Ethics change with technology. - Larry Niven

Words are the small change of thought. - Jules Renard

Speech is the small change of silence. - George Meredith

What is history but a fable agreed upon? - Napoleon Bonaparte

Epochodor: The smell of history found at museums - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. - Winston Churchill

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often. - Winston Churchill

You must welcome change as the rule but not as your ruler. - Denis Waitley

People don't resist change. They resist being changed. - Peter Senge

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

A person doesn't have to change who he is to become better. - Sidney Poitier

It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. - Henry James

The only thing new in the world is the history you don't know. - Harry S Truman

I think we may class the lawyer in the natural history of monsters. - John Keats

You can change your beliefs so they empower your dreams and desires. - Marcia Wieder

For one change always leaves a dovetail into which another will fit. - Niccolo Machiavelli

No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world. - Robin Williams

Although there is no progress without change, not all change is progress. - John Wooden

If history were taught in the form of stories, it would never be forgotten. - Rudyard Kipling

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

To change one's life: Start immediately. Do it flamboyantly. No exceptions. - William James

Our old history ends with the cross; our new history begins with the resurrection. - Watchman Nee

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

If you're searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror. - Unknown

Step out of the history that is holding you back. Step into the new story you are willing to create. - Oprah Winfrey

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

Change can come in either of two important ways: Start behaving positively or stop behaving negatively. - Dr. Phil

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness. - Unknown

With the changing economy, no one has lifetime employment. But community colleges provide lifetime employability. - Barack Obama

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87. - Steve Martin

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler


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