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1940 English Golf Rules

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1940 English Golf Rules thanks to Keith Blake

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All is fair in love and golf. - American Proverb

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

This virus just breaks all the rules. - Thomas Scott

I speak two languages, English and Body. - Mae West

Rebate: Putting another worm on the hook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Installment: Putting a horse in his stall - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

He was not only a bore; he bored for England. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker

English Wrestling Champion: A lord of the ring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The English never draw a line without blurring it. - Winston Churchill

He speaks English, Spanish, and he's bilingual too. - Don King

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out. - Paul Gallico

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. - H G Wells

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

Germlish: Training done using a mixture of English & German - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The monarchical institution in England is immensely valuable. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Real golfers don't cry when they line up their fourth putt. - Unknown

Rules of society are nothing; one's conscience is the umpire. - Madame Dudevant

There'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood. - Bob Hope

Family means putting your arms around each other and being there. - Barbara Bush

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. - Billy Graham

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English. - Winston Churchill

I got a new set of golf clubs for my husband. Best trade I ever made. - Unknown

You realize just how bad a golfer you are when you play with Freddie. - Donald Trump

I don't need to know where the green is. Where is the golf course? - Babe Ruth

The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break. - John Madden

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. - Fred Allen

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

Good Sportsmanship: Not picking up lost golf balls while they are still rolling - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf. - H L Mencken

To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize. - Voltaire

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

There's nothing like an English weirdo. We have the best nutters in the world. - Sharon Osbourne

Golf is the worst drug in the world. You just keep coming back fro more embarrassment. - Deacon Jones

I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife), but still my own. - Si Robertson

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

The funniest line in English is "Get it?" When you say that, everyone chortles. - Garrison Keillor

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

The noblest prospect which a Scotsman ever sees is the high road that leads him to England. - Samuel Johnson

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce

They say that life is a lot like golf - don't believe them. Golf is a lot more complicated. - Gardner Dickinson

A good lie will have traveled half way around the world while the truth is putting on her boots. - Mark Twain

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

I played golf. I didn't get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying. - Mitch Hedberg

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized. - Oscar Wilde

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

'Good English' is whatever educated people talk; so that what is good in one place or time would not be so in another. - C S Lewis

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien


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