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1940 English Golf Rules

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1940 English Golf Rules thanks to Keith Blake

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Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

This virus just breaks all the rules. - Thomas Scott

You drive for show but putt for dough. - Bobby Locke

Rules and regulations and priororities. - Archie Bunker

I speak two languages, English and Body. - Mae West

The rules are written by the bureaucraps. - Archie Bunker

Installment: Putting a horse in his stall - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

When passion rules, she never rules wisely. - Ben Franklin

Golf, like measles, should be caught young. - P G Wodehouse

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun. - Katharine Hepburn

Putting your hands in the earth is very grounding. - John Glover

Real golfers don't miss putts, they get robbed. - Unknown

England can never be ruined except by a Parliament. - Lord Burleigh

This is the sort of English up with which I will not put. - Winston Churchill

Germlish: Training done using a mixture of English & German - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

Hold me, grip me, cherish me, pretend that I'm a golf club! - Unknown

Are we playing Men's Rules today or do we count every putt? - Unknown

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

Real golfers don't cry when they line up their fourth putt. - Unknown

If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. - Wilfred Sheed

The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

You realize just how bad a golfer you are when you play with Freddie. - Donald Trump

The English are not an inventive people; they don't eat enough pie. - Thomas Edison

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

Toss out the rules; don't think outside the box, throw the box away. - Nido Qubein

Civilization - a heap of rubble scavenged by scrawny English Lit. vultures. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break. - John Madden

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. - Fred Allen

I believe in rules. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them? - Leo Durocher

Good Sportsmanship: Not picking up lost golf balls while they are still rolling - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think of myself as being Jewish and Irish, despite the fact that I'm English. - Daniel Radcliffe

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

A conservative is a man who wants the rules changed so no one can make a pile the way he did. - Gregory Nunn

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

I played golf. I didn't get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying. - Mitch Hedberg

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Ther-Band for general stretching. - Jessica Ennis-Hill

Effective leadership is putting first things first. Effective management is discipline, carrying it out. - Stephen Covey

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

I'm 42 around the chest, 52 around the waist, 92 around the golf course, and a nuisance around the house. - Groucho Marx

If it is good to have one foot in England, it is still better, or at least as good, to have the other out of it. - Henry James

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

If you find yourself saying, "But I can't speak English...", try adding the word "... yet". - Jane Revell

The biggest thing is just routine. I think that's the biggest correlation between golfers and basketball players. - Stephen Curry

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

Life isn't about finding pieces of a puzzle. It's about creating and putting those exceptional pieces together. - Unknown

'Good English' is whatever educated people talk; so that what is good in one place or time would not be so in another. - C S Lewis

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

I've been doing projects outdoors for the public. I made pigeons eat geometry by putting bread out in rhomboids and triangles. - Jenny Holzer

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

It is Ireland's sacred duty to send over, every few years, a playwright to save the English theatre from inarticulate glumness. - Kenneth Tynan

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

It is often wonderful how putting down on paper a clear statement of a case helps one to see, not perhaps the way out, but the way in. - Arthur Christopher Benson

The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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