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1938 Cost Of Living

Helping you make an informed comparison

1938 Cost Of Living thanks to Emma Federow

Cost-of-living calculator compares living-cost indexes and salary differentials

Before accounting adjustments for Cost of living and Tax Differences, Housing, Goods and Services Costs

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Expenditure rises to meet income. - Northcote Parkinson

Come live in my heart and pay no rent. - Samuel Lover

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathleen Norris

If only Bapu knew the cost of setting him up in poverty! - Sarojini Naidu

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

A wise man will live as much within his wit as his income. - Philip Dormer Stanhope

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. - Henny Youngman

You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

The hardest thing in the world to understand is income taxes. - Albert Einstein

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. - Errol Flynn

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

When your outgo exceeds your income, the upshot may be your downfall. - Paul Harvey

Old houses mended, cost little less than new before they're ended. - Colley Cibber

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank? - Milton Berle

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. - e e cummings

The service we render to others is really the rent we pay for our room on this earth. - Wilfred Grenfell

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite so satisfying as an income tax refund. - Unknown

Every American should have above average income, and my administration is going to see they get it. - Bill Clinton

I could juggle anything in my day: balls, cigar boxes, knives. But I could never juggle my income tax. - WC Fields

Personally this plan would cost me hundreds of millions of dollars, but in all honesty, it's worth it. - Donald Trump

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life, particularly if he has income and she is pattable. - Ogden Nash

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income. - Samuel Butler

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

On my income tax 1040 it says, "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. - Tom Lehrer

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber


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