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1920 Strongwoman

She may be strong but smell isn't everything

1920 Strongwoman thanks to Jim Serritella

Strongwoman balances a piano and pianist on her chest

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Women's word is never done. - American Proverb

The force is strong with this one. - Darth Vader

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

How sweet it is when the strong are also gentle! - Libbie Fudim

A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better. - Indian Proverb

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

When women enter middle age, it gives men a pause. - Unknown

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist. - Sally Kempton

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

When I passed 40 I dropped pretence, 'cause men like women who got some sense. - Maya Angelou

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

A woman is the full circle. Within her is the power to create, nurture and transform. - Diane Mariechild

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong. - Unknown

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright


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