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1920 Strongwoman

She may be strong but smell isn't everything

1920 Strongwoman thanks to Jim Serritella

Strongwoman balances a piano and pianist on her chest

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Women Liberteens - Archie Bunker

The piano ain't got no wrong notes. - Thelonious Monk

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

Youthful Figure: What you get when you ask a woman her age - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Masseuse: A woman who doesn't keep her hands to herself - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it. - Unknown

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason. - Stanley Baldwin

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

The best years of a woman's life - the ten years between 39 and 40. - Unknown

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. - Oscar Wilde

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

Co-Operation: An exchange between a woman and a man in which she coos and he operates - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong. - Unknown

Flirt: 1. A girl who got the boy you wanted; 2. A woman who believes it's every man for herself. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. - Donald Trump

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

The widening of woman's sphere is to improve her lot. Let us do it, and if the world scoff, let it scoff - if it sneer, let it sneer. - Lucy Stone

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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