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1920 Strongwoman

She may be strong but smell isn't everything

1920 Strongwoman thanks to Jim Serritella

Strongwoman balances a piano and pianist on her chest

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What do women want? - Sigmund Freud

Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns. - Archie Bunker

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

Her husband was infidelicate with another woman. - Archie Bunker

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman. - Debra Messing

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

Sometimes I can only groan, and suffer, and pour out my despair at the piano. - Frederic Chopin

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. - Robin Williams

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. - Oscar Wilde

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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