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1920 Strongwoman

She may be strong but smell isn't everything

1920 Strongwoman thanks to Jim Serritella

Strongwoman balances a piano and pianist on her chest

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Strong men criticize themselves. - Unknown

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Man has his will, but woman has her way. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Man has his will, but woman has her way. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr

Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

Organ Recital: A group of women discussing their operations - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

I don't put boundaries on myself when I sit at the piano. - Vanessa Carlton

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions. - Peter F Drucker

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

Amnesia: The condition that enables a woman who has gone through labour to have sex again. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

First women subtract from their age, then they divide it, and then they extract its square root. - Unknown

Beauty Parlor: 1. A place where women curl up and dye; 2. A place where everybody knows your MANE. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Conscientious Woman: One who never breaks a confidence without first imposing the strictest secrecy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

Albert Schweitzer's philosophy is that a sick, miserable African of today can be a strong healthy cannibal tomorrow. - Joe E Lewis

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera


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