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1920 Strongwoman

She may be strong but smell isn't everything

1920 Strongwoman thanks to Jim Serritella

Strongwoman balances a piano and pianist on her chest

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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

Strong men criticize themselves. - Unknown

Wrong no man and write no woman. - Elbert Hubbard

Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns. - Archie Bunker

There's a great woman behind every idiot. - John Lennon

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

As Unto The Bow The Cord Is, So Unto The Man Is Woman - Longfellow

We're women. We have a double standard to live up to. - Ally McBeal

If, at 60, you are supple and strong, then you are young. - Joseph Pilates

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman. - Debra Messing

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis

There is no force more powerful than a woman determined to rise. - Unknown

Whoever incites anger has a strong insurance against indifference. - Philip Stanhope

We need to have business leaders who live by deep, strong principles. - Stephen Covey

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Unknown

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete. - Bette Davis

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

A failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough. - John C Bovee

It is easier for a woman to defend her virtue against men than her reputation against women. - French Proverb

Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo


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