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1920 Strongwoman

She may be strong but smell isn't everything

1920 Strongwoman thanks to Jim Serritella

Strongwoman balances a piano and pianist on her chest

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The piano ain't got no wrong notes. - Thelonious Monk

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. - Unknown

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

I hate women because they always know where things are. - Voltaire

A weeping man and a smiling woman are not to be trusted. - Indian Proverb

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

The test of a man or woman's breeding is how they behave in a quarrel. - George Bernard Shaw

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She made me strong, but she wanted me to be strong. That's more important. - Diane von Furstenberg

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

If this world is going to be reached, I am convinced that it must be done by men and women of average talent. - Dwight L. Moody

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

Career Woman: One who goes out and earns a man's salary instead of sitting at home and taking it away from him - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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