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1920 Strongwoman

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1920 Strongwoman thanks to Jim Serritella

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Strong men criticize themselves. - Unknown

Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

A team is only as strong as its weakest player. - Unknown

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

We're women. We have a double standard to live up to. - Ally McBeal

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it. - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

My greatest regret is not knowing at 30 what I knew about women at 60. - Arthur Miller

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete. - Bette Davis

He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb

Everything holds its breath except spring. She bursts through as strong as ever. - B.M. Bower

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. - Oscar Wilde

Here's to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them. - Unknown

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. - Oscar Wilde

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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