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1920 Strongwoman

She may be strong but smell isn't everything

1920 Strongwoman thanks to Jim Serritella

Strongwoman balances a piano and pianist on her chest

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What do women want? - Sigmund Freud

We acquire the strength we have overcome. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns. - Archie Bunker

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

A man's only as old as the woman he feels. - Groucho Marx

I think Queen Elizabeth II is a charming woman. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

Trim Figures: What women do when they tell their age - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

Women's Clothes: Go to extremes, but seldom to extremities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis

A meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman who lacks an eye. - Jean A Brillat-Savarin

Whoever incites anger has a strong insurance against indifference. - Philip Stanhope

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. - Barbara Kingsolver

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

She's the kind of woman who climbed the ladder of success - wrong by wrong. - Mae West

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. - Oscar Wilde

Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict. - William Ellery Channing

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind has adopted it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

There's something about a woman with a loud mind that sits in silence, smiling, knowing she can crush you with the truth. - R G Moon

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserve. It is life's undress rehearsal, its back-room, its dressing room. - Harriet Beecher Stowe


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