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1920 Strongwoman

She may be strong but smell isn't everything

1920 Strongwoman thanks to Jim Serritella

Strongwoman balances a piano and pianist on her chest

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The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

Woman, the most dangerous of playthings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

He who looketh upon a woman loseth a fender. - Auto repair shop

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

A wit should be no more sincere than a woman constant. - William Congreve

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

There is no force more powerful than a woman determined to rise. - Unknown

On one issue at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women. - H L Mencken

I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete. - Bette Davis

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. - Oliver Herford

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

Here's to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them. - Unknown

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

When young, beware of fighting; when strong, beware of sex; and when old, beware of possession. - Confucius

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" - Dumas

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can. - Jane Austen

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answers to, in the strongest conjuration. - Charles Dickens

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson


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