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1920 Strongwoman

She may be strong but smell isn't everything

1920 Strongwoman thanks to Jim Serritella

Strongwoman balances a piano and pianist on her chest

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Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

Trade Secrets: What women do - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The force is strong with this one. - Darth Vader

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

Man has his will, but woman has her way. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

Female Friends: Women mad at the same person - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior. - Socrates

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

I don't put boundaries on myself when I sit at the piano. - Vanessa Carlton

A man who builds his own pedestal had better use strong cement. - Anna Quindlen

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

Thinnest Book in the World: 'What Men Know About Women' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Weak people revenge. Strong people forgive. Intelligent people ignore. - Albert Einstein

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

Everything holds its breath except spring. She bursts through as strong as ever. - B.M. Bower

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. - Oscar Wilde

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Bimbo: Any woman to whom you pay a compliment, while in the company of your wife - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. - Robin Williams

A woman is the full circle. Within her is the power to create, nurture and transform. - Diane Mariechild

Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't they'd be married too. - H L Mencken

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns

When I dare to be powerful, to use my strength in the service of my vision, then it becomes less and less important whether I am afraid. - Audre Lorde

Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays

I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera


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