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1910 Street Light Replacement

Model-T safety ladder for electricians

1910 Street Light Replacement thanks to Jim Serritella

The Ford Model T (also known as the flivver, Tin Lizzie, T-Model Ford, Model T, T, or Leaping Lena) automobile was produced by Ford Motor Company from October 1, 1908, to May 26, 1927, and was regarded as the first affordable automobile - the car that opened travel to the common middle-class American.
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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Wherever there's light, there's bugs. - Harry Ironside

It is easy to be heavy; it is hard to be light. - G K Chesterton

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light. - Groucho Marx

Abbreviation: An inordinately long word in light of its meaning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Neonphancy: A fluorescent light bulb struggling to come to life - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

Truth will ultimately prevail where there is pains to being it to light. - George Washington

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

She's the kind of woman who climbed the ladder of success - wrong by wrong. - Mae West

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

The less I know about a subject, the more confidence I have; and the more light I throw on it. - Mark Twain

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Alan Dundes

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

The character of our praying will determine the character of our preaching. Light praying makes light preaching. - E.M. Bounds

Singing sad songs often has a way of healing a situation. It gets the hurt out in the open into the light, out of the darkness. - Reba McEntire

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

In this industry, there are only two ways up the ladder. Rung by rung or claw your way to the top. It's sure been tough on my nails. - Jack Nicholson

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. - Albert Schweitzer


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