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1910 Street Light Replacement

Model-T safety ladder for electricians

1910 Street Light Replacement thanks to Jim Serritella

The Ford Model T (also known as the flivver, Tin Lizzie, T-Model Ford, Model T, T, or Leaping Lena) automobile was produced by Ford Motor Company from October 1, 1908, to May 26, 1927, and was regarded as the first affordable automobile - the car that opened travel to the common middle-class American.
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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black. - Henry Ford

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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