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Zooming In on Google Maps

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Zooming In on Google Maps thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

My first occupation was to map the country. - John Hanning Speke

Somewhere there is a map of how it can be done. - Ben Stein

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

Ideologies do not map the complete living processes of a World. - William Irwin Thompson

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

Satellite imagery is the only way we can map the looting patterns effectively. - Sarah Parcak

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

I have an existential map; it has "you are here" written all over it. - Steven Wright

Maybe I'm a serial regional writer. First here, then there, across the map. - Richard Ford

Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. You're amazing. - Unknown

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

True navigation begins in the human heart. It's the most important map of all. - Elizabeth K Lindsey

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

If we magnified blessings as much as we magnify disappointments, we would all be much happier. - John Wooden

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

I look at Google and think they have a strong academic culture. Elegant solutions to complex problems. - Mark Zuckerberg

For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps. - Christopher Columbus

If all the ways I have been along were marked on a map and joined up with a line, it might represent a minotaur. - Pablo Picasso

A place that doesn't welcome tourists, that's really difficult and off the map, is a place I want to see. - Paul Theroux

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Our brain is mapping the world. Often that map is distorted, but it's a map with constant immediate sensory input. - E.O. Wilson

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

Facebook is in a very different place than Apple, Google, Amazon, Samsung, and Microsoft. We are trying to build a community. - Mark Zuckerberg

If one looks at the map of the world, it's difficult to find Iraq, and one would think it rather easy to subdue such a small country. - Vladimir Putin


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