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To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

The world map looks smaller than ever before. - Max Azria

Somewhere there is a map of how it can be done. - Ben Stein

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

The first thing that put me on the map was my Sherlock Holmes novel. - Nicholas Meyer

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. You're amazing. - Unknown

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

Wars of nations are fought to change maps. But wars of poverty are fought to map change. - Muhammad Ali

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch. - Megan Basham

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

If we magnified blessings as much as we magnify disappointments, we would all be much happier. - John Wooden

I look at Google and think they have a strong academic culture. Elegant solutions to complex problems. - Mark Zuckerberg

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

If all the ways I have been along were marked on a map and joined up with a line, it might represent a minotaur. - Pablo Picasso

It's impossible to map out a route to your destination if you don't know where you're starting from. - Suze Orman

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Our brain is mapping the world. Often that map is distorted, but it's a map with constant immediate sensory input. - E.O. Wilson

My idea is to make moves to bring chess back to the world's map, to make it part of the world's geography again. - Anatoly Karpov

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

Facebook is in a very different place than Apple, Google, Amazon, Samsung, and Microsoft. We are trying to build a community. - Mark Zuckerberg

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie


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