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Piano is like drudgery. - Warren Zevon

Camouflage: Wise guise. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Up there in his ivory shower - Archie Bunker

I'm Liberace without a piano. - Paul Lynde

A zebra does not change its spots. - Al Gore

The piano has been drinking, not me. - Tom Waits

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Get up from that piano. You hurtin' its feelings. - Jelly Roll Morton

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

I don't put boundaries on myself when I sit at the piano. - Vanessa Carlton

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa. - Groucho Marx

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

There are eighty-eight keys on a piano and within that, an entire universe. - James Rhodes

Sometimes I can only groan, and suffer, and pour out my despair at the piano. - Frederic Chopin

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

I dreamt of you last night, as if I was playing the piano and you were turning the pages for me. - Vladimir Nabokov

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

The tiger, he come up with the tigeress. The lion, he come up with the lionette. The zebra, he come up with the zeberelle. - Archie Bunker

You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann

The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation. - Oscar Wilde

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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