Zebra Keyboard

Piano is like drudgery. - Warren Zevon

Up there in his ivory shower - Archie Bunker

I'm Liberace without a piano. - Paul Lynde

The piano ain't got no wrong notes. - Thelonious Monk

I enjoy playing the audience like a piano. - Alfred Hitchcock

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

Get up from that piano. You hurtin' its feelings. - Jelly Roll Morton

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Interval In Music: The distance from one piano to the next - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Sometimes I can only groan, and suffer, and pour out my despair at the piano. - Frederic Chopin

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Give me a guitar, give me a piano, give me a broom and string, I wouldn't get bored anywhere. - Keith Richards

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

The tiger, he come up with the tigeress. The lion, he come up with the lionette. The zebra, he come up with the zeberelle. - Archie Bunker

The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation. - Oscar Wilde

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung