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Youth Walk

You are as young as you think you are

Youth Walk thanks to Gene Jaster

Just be your self

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Cherish youth, but trust old age. - Pueblo Proverb

I walk slowly but never backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

Youth is easily deceived because it is quick to hope. - Aristotle

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Youth is a perpetual intoxication; it is a fever of the mind. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. - Herbert H Asquith

Never have I enjoyed youth so thoroughly as I have in my old age. - George Santayana

The deepest definition of youth is life as yet untouched by tragedy. - Alfred Whitehead

Want to walk fast, walk alone.
Want to walk far, walk together. - African Proverb

You can become a winner only if you are willing to walk over the edge. - Damon Runyon

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

The unassuming youth seeking instruction with humility gains good fortune. - Joseph Addison

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

There are three periods in life: youth, middle age, and 'how well you look.' - Nelson Rockefeller

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. - Robert Byrne

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth... think of algebra. - Will Rogers

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

No one saves us but ourselves.
No one can and no one may.
We ourselves must walk the path. - Buddha

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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