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Youth Walk

You are as young as you think you are

Youth Walk thanks to Gene Jaster

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To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

I will not walk backward in life. - JRR Tolkien

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

April hath put a spirit of youth in everything. - William Shakespeare

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

The old age of an eagle is better than the youth of a sparrow. - Proverb

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

Time misspent in youth is sometimes all the freedom one ever has. - Anita Brookner

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

Youth is always too serious, and just now it is too serious about frivolity. - G K Chesterton

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Beware of what you wish for in youth, because you will get it in middle life. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

No one saves us but ourselves.
No one can and no one may.
We ourselves must walk the path. - Buddha

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

What's a man's age? He must hurry more, that's all
Cram in a day what his youth took a year to hold. - Robert Browning

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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Humpback Kayak

Spill Proof Cup

First Segway

Nosey Bird

Cyclist Roast

Bike Vaulting

Balanced Food Delivery

Gone To Market

iPhone Evolution

New Air Canada Seats

Texas Wal-Mart Shopper

Walk Sign Ending

Kid Straps

Redneck Water Heater

Bike Comb

Programmer Logic

Team Foosball

Slow Down Sign

Bike Chaser

NFL Referees

No Go Intersection

Staple Diet