You Can't Fix Stupid
Sedation for the nation
How nurses deal with stupid
QuotaBillsGrief is itself a medicine. - William Cowper
Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous
No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb
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Logic is the anatomy of thought. - Albert Einstein
A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb
No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez
Pain and suffering are God's megaphone. - C S Lewis
Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny
You can't cure stupid, but you can sedate it. - Unknown
The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore
Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil
We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa
I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer
The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel
This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh
Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield
My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West
My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller
You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman
Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer
I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles
A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown
The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire
When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown
You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown
To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine
The trouble with putting armor on is that, while it protects you from pain, it also protects you from pleasure. - Celeste Holm
Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope
The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers
The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown
I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray
A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown
It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins
Do something everyday that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. - Mark Twain
A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer
There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift