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We acquire the strength we have overcome. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

Nothing has more strength than dire necessity. - Euripides

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor

For those wounded by civilization, yoga is the most healing salve. - T. Guillemets

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting. - Bill Murray

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions. - Peter F Drucker

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Owning our story can be hard but not nearly as difficult as spending our lives running from it. - Brene Brown

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself. - Henry Miller

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates


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