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Yoga accepts. Yoga gives. - April Vallei

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Keep calm and let Karma finish it. - Unknown

Yoga is 99% practice and 1% theory. - Pattabhi Jois

I like to stretch my acting muscles. - Samantha Morton

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Progressing through life is like running a marathon. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Yoga exists in the world because everything is linked. - Desikashar

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting. - Bill Murray

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

Strength doesn't come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn't. - Unknown

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

It's the generally accepted privilege of theologians to stretch the heavens, that is the Scriptures, like tanners with a hide. - Desiderius Erasmus

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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