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Keep calm and let Karma finish it. - Unknown

I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

I like to stretch my acting muscles. - Samantha Morton

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

My head says gym but my heart says tacos. - Unknown

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

We're running the company to serve more people. - Mark Zuckerberg

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

This calm steadiness of the senses is called yoga. Then one should become watchful, becomes yoga comes and go. - Katha Upanishad

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

When the whole world is running towards a cliff, he who is running the opposite direction appears to have lost his mind. - C S Lewis

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

It is good to be tired and wearied by the futile search after the true good, that we may stretch out our arms to the Redeemer. - Blaise Pascal

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins

Condemn none: if you can stretch out a helping hand, do so. If you cannot, fold your hands, bless your brothers, and let them go their own way. - Swami Vivekananda


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