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I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Of all the 36 alternatives, running away is best. - Chinese Proverb

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Yoga exists in the world because everything is linked. - Desikashar

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions. - Peter F Drucker

To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. - Marcus Aurelius

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Owning our story can be hard but not nearly as difficult as spending our lives running from it. - Brene Brown

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind has adopted it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about. - Unknown

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Condemn none: if you can stretch out a helping hand, do so. If you cannot, fold your hands, bless your brothers, and let them go their own way. - Swami Vivekananda


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