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Wurst-Case Scenario

Encapsulating sausage packaging in Germany

Wurst-Case Scenario thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Making a case for the worst of the wurst puns

Wurst-Case Scenario thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing

You got a very warfed sense of humor. - Archie Bunker

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. - Mark Twain

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Life in 2019: Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

My puns are not trivial. They are quadrivial. - James Joyce

Laughing Stock: Cattle with a sense of humour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. - Mark Twain

Humor is just another defense against the universe. - Mel Brooks

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. - Tom Lehrer

Laughter is binary: it either happens or it doesn't. - David Dobkin

Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche. - Stephen Colbert

Like toilet paper, laughter is in short supply these days. - Phil Callaway

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it. - Fred Allen

Laughter crosses boundaries of class and age. Humour is universal. - Jeremy Lloyd

Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. - Thomas Jefferson

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. - Doug Larson

Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

Whatever their faults, the Communists did not invent canned laughter. - Unknown

Laughter is, after speech, the chief thing that holds society together. - Max Eastman

Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it. - Langston Hughes

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. - W Somerset Maugham

A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing. - Allen Klein

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier

I definitely gravitate toward people who use laughter to pull themselves out of the abyss. - Lea Thompson

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor. - Christopher Hitchens

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood. - Lou Holtz

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

I have never understood why it should be considered derogatory to the Creator to suppose that he has a sense of humor. - Ralph Inge

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - William James

The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune. - Bert Williams

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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