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Humor is reason gone mad. - Groucho Marx

A pun is the lowest form of wit. - John Dennis

Laughter can bring a new perspective. - Christopher Durang

Humor is a painful thing told playfully. - Charles W Jarvis

The only real laughter comes from despair. - Groucho Marx

Life in 2019: Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

Not by wrath does one kill but by laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

You have as much laughter as you have faith. - Martin Luther

Laughing Stock: Cattle with a sense of humour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

You can send a lot of instruction through laughter. - Jeffrey Tambor

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. - James Thurber

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

A sense of humour is the ability to laugh at one's self. - Charlie Chaplin

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

May my last breath be drawn through a pipe and exhaled in a pun. - Charles Lamb

The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense. - Jacob Riis

Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of your heart. - Mort Walker

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

The next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. - Frank A. Clark

The scariest person in the world is the person with no sense of humor. - Michael J. Fox

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye

I've learned to have a sense of humor about myself. Lord knows everyone else does! - Debbie Gibson

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. - Max Eastman

Of puns it has been said that they who most dislike them are least able to utter them. - Edgar Allan Poe

Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier

I definitely gravitate toward people who use laughter to pull themselves out of the abyss. - Lea Thompson

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of our superiority to all that befalls us. - Romain Gary

If you get a diagnosis, get on a therapy, keep a good attitude and keep your sense of humor. - Teri Garr

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

Companies need to lighten up and take themselves less seriously. They need to get a sense of humor. - Unknown

Humour is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. - Lewis Mumford

So many tangles in life are ultimately hopeless that we have no appropriate sword other than laughter. - Gordon W Allport

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. - Lana Turner

Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods. - Albert Einstein

There is nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real. - Tina Fey

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

Audience laughter, when it's deserved, acts as a sort of fairy dust that makes funny moments not just funny, but joyous. - Graham Linehan

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins

Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut


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