Woman Argument

The law itself follows gold. - Propertius

Lawyers are merchants of misery. - Nancy Levit

Justice delayed is justice denied. - William Gladstone

Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Justice is incidental to law and order. - J Edgar Hoover

What do you call a lawyer gone bad? Senator. - Marvin Lebman

Swift justice demands more than just swiftness. - Potter Stewart

We are never to judge a philosophy by its abuse. - Augustine

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

A jury is composed of twelve men of average ignorance. - Herbert Spencer

Somebody must get the incompetent lawyers and doctors. - George Bernard Shaw

A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. - Thomas Fuller

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it. - Addison Mizner

You're breakin' about 18 laws, maybe even a dozen. - Archie Bunker

In the Halls of Justice, the only justice is in the halls. - Lenny Bruce

People hasten to judge in order not to be judged themselves. - Albert Camus

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

Don't judge me by my past. I don't live there anymore. - Unknown

A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless it is paid for. - Unknown

Lawyers are like rabbits. They have a nasty habit of multiplying. - Leo Reilly

Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. - Dalai Lama

I think we may class the lawyer in the natural history of monsters. - John Keats

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

Laws are not masters but servants, and he rules them who obeys them. - Henry Ward Beecher

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy. - Homer Simpson

Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one. - Mark Twain

Lawyers are a bad lot... They cheat their living out of honest people. - Albert R Carman

Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel. - Josh Billings

Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim. - Bertrand Russell

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

Lawyers are operators of toll bridges which anyone in search of justice must pass. - Jane Bryant Quinn

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge. - David Mellor

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

There is never a deed so foul that something couldn't be said for the guy; that's why there are lawyers. - Melvin Belli

The judicial system is the most expensive machine ever invented for finding out what happened and what to do about it. - Irving R. Kaufman

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

This hour we are stretching forth our hands with the desire to teach the world the true principles of mercy and justice. - Marcus Garvey

Lawyers were notorious for finding cases in the most unlikely places, especially ones with huge potential damage awards. - Jodi Picoult

Now we got a lawyer, we got civilization, which I understand to mean that a man has a chance to get rich without working. - Sinclair Lewis

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted? - George Carlin

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams

We discern across the centuries a commanding and versatile intelligence, wielding with equal force the sword of war and of justice. - Winston Churchill

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda