Woman Argument

The good lawyer is the great salesman. - Janet Reno

Don't judge your taco by its price. - Hunter S. Thompson

Lawyers are seldom loved but often needed. - Robert B McKay

Law and order are not necessarily partners. - Saying

Do not judge, and you will never be mistaken. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Swift justice demands more than just swiftness. - Potter Stewart

There's a strong criminal relement up there. - Archie Bunker

The worst form of injustice is pretended justice. - Plato

Alimony is always having to say you're sorry. - Philip Simborg

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

The law must be stable, but it must not stand still. - Roscoe Pound

Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw

Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect. - Unknown

People hasten to judge in order not to be judged themselves. - Albert Camus

Sometimes justice is at its most merciful when it's blind. - Nancy Gibbs

Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. - African Proverb

Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. - Dalai Lama

It should be possible to explain the laws of physics to a barmaid. - Albert Einstein

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. - Barbara Kingsolver

I think we may class the lawyer in the natural history of monsters. - John Keats

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

A society that has more justice is a society that needs less charity. - Ralph Nader

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one. - Mark Twain

Lawyers are men who will swear black is white, if they are paid for it. - Edward Counsel

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

Ignorance, allied with power, is the most ferocious enemy justice can have. - James Baldwin

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

Nobody has a more sacred obligation to obey the law than those who make the law. - Sophocles

Law of Biomechanics: The severity of any itch is inversely proportional to the reach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge. - David Mellor

Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams

Lawyers are like the knights of old. You can use them to plunder other people's stuff. - Gene Gordon

If a man dies and leaves his estate in an uncertain condition, the lawyers become his heirs. - Edgar Watson Howe

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place. - George Savile

Most of the dishonest lawyers are the product of dishonest clients - the demand creates the supply. - Morris Salem

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. - Anton Chekhov

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

There is only one categorical imperative: Act only according to that maxim by which you can at the same time will that it should become universal law. - Immanuel Kant