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Woman Argument

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Woman Argument thanks to Jim Serritella

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Necessity hath no law. - Oliver Cromwell

The law itself follows gold. - Propertius

A good lawyer is a bad neighbor. - French Proverb

Useless laws weaken necessary laws. - Charles de Secondat

Position is nine-tenths of the law. - Archie Bunker

Don't judge your taco by its price. - Hunter S. Thompson

The good of the people is the chief law. - Cicero

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. - H L Mencken

Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke. - Robin Hall

I have always fought for concrete facts, for justice. - Fidel Castro

Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx

You're breakin' about 18 laws, maybe even a dozen. - Archie Bunker

If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers. - Charles Dickens

A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless it is paid for. - Unknown

I can have peace of mind only when I forgive rather than judge. - Gerald Jampolsky

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. - Barbara Kingsolver

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy. - Homer Simpson

Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one. - Mark Twain

I don't want to know what the law is, I want to know who the judge is. - Roy M. Cohn

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence

People who use lawyers are not people you would really want to hang around with. - Deborah Ross

Justice is the insurance we have on our lives, and obedience is the premium we pay for it. - William Penn

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

Most of the dishonest lawyers are the product of dishonest clients - the demand creates the supply. - Morris Salem

The trouble with our laws these days is that the criminals know their rights better than their wrongs. - Unknown

Beware of lawyers and consultants and people who do not take risks and who do not get their hands dirty. - Felix G Rohatyn

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

The judicial system is the most expensive machine ever invented for finding out what happened and what to do about it. - Irving R. Kaufman

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

One does not, by knowing all the physical laws as we know them today, immediately obtain an understanding of anything much. - Richard P Feynman

When the monetary damages are smaller, lawyers will find themselves less zealous in their pursuit of what they call justice. - Dean O'Hare

Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha

Anyone who takes it on himself, on his own authority, to break a bad law, thereby authorizes everyone else to break the good ones. - Denis Diderot

Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A lawyer's performance in the courtroom is responsible for about 25 percent of the outcome; the remaining 75 percent depends on the facts. - Melvin Belli


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