Wisconsin Cheese

In the dark, all cows are black. - German Proverb

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman

Milk many cows but make your own butter. - Erwin Lutzer

American cheese is the perfect soft taco. - Wylie Dufresne

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

Laughing Stock: Cattle with a sense of humour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's always free cheese in a mousetrap. - Unknown

I'm as single as a slice of American cheese. - Nick Cannon

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow

I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

It's diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next. - Jolene Blalock

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering, stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them. - Dylan Moran

Free speech is not to be regulated like diseased cattle and impure butter. The audience that hissed yesterday may applaud today, even for the same performance. - William O. Douglas

I have never created anything in my life that did not make me feel, at some point or another, like I was the guy who just walked into a fancy ball wearing a homemade lobster costume. - Elizabeth Gilbert

For our first date, I made Ryan Hamburger Helper, which is basically what I grew up on. I make my own version of it now, with macaroni and cheese and hamburger meat. And the kids - it's their favorite dinner. - Reese Witherspoon

Celebrate your success and find humour in your failures. Don't take yourself so seriously. Loosen up and everyone around you will loosen up. Have fun and always show enthusiasm. When all else fails, put on a costume and sing a silly song. - Sam Walton