QuotaBillsNever kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers
Milk many cows but make your own butter. - Erwin Lutzer
American cheese is the perfect soft taco. - Wylie Dufresne
Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb
Laughing Stock: Cattle with a sense of humour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell
De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held
A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry
I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington
Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown
Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh
Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. - G K Chesterton
Stable: A command given to make a male cow remain in one place - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? - Charles de Gaulle
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker
A meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman who lacks an eye. - Jean A Brillat-Savarin
Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself. - Amit Kalantri
You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins
You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar
I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker
Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther
I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis
If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz
I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey
I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis
If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland
For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader
Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson
Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas
I have never created anything in my life that did not make me feel, at some point or another, like I was the guy who just walked into a fancy ball wearing a homemade lobster costume. - Elizabeth Gilbert
If only shame were a reliable engine for behavior modification. All it does is make me feel bad, which inspires me to bust open a bag of cheese popcorn, which then makes me feel crappy about my weight. - Ayelet Waldman
For our first date, I made Ryan Hamburger Helper, which is basically what I grew up on. I make my own version of it now, with macaroni and cheese and hamburger meat. And the kids - it's their favorite dinner. - Reese Witherspoon
I always have parmigiano-reggiano, olive oil and pasta at home. When people get sick, they want chicken soup; I want spaghetti with parmesan cheese, olive oil and a bit of lemon zest. It makes me feel better every time. - Isabella Rossellini
They take the paper and they read the headlines.
So they’ve heard of unemployment and they’ve heard of bread-lines;
And they philanthropically cure them all
By getting up a costume charity ball. - Ogden Nash