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Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. - Maya Angelou

Never underestimate the value of cold cash. - Gregory Nunn

I started out as a gaseous cloud. Then I cooled. - Jack Nicholson

We are cold to others only when we are dull in ourselves. - William Hazlitt

Valentine's Day is like Armistice Day - you declare a truce. - Milton Berle

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash. - Milton Berle

I'm like the kid in kindergarten; I really do send valentines to everyone. - Susie Bright

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck

To the romantic soul, the rituals of Valentine's Day echo every day of the year. - Richelle E. Goodrich

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle

The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy. - Milton Berle

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

The thing about Valentine's day is that people discover who are single and who to feel jealous of. - Faye Morgan

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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