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Chili: Edible weather - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright

The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

I fell of my pink cloud with a thud. - Elizabeth Taylor

If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

Knock on the sky and listen to the sound. - Zen Saying

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. - Maya Angelou

Valentine's Day is the poet's holiday. - Ted Kooser

I started out as a gaseous cloud. Then I cooled. - Jack Nicholson

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Nature is a mutable cloud which is always and never the same. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He who has the property in the soil has the same up in the sky. - Latin Proverb

Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January. - Jim Gaffigan

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a beautiful day. - Unknown

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

If everyone helps to hold up the sky, then one person does not become tired. - Tshi Proverb

Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot. - Milton Berle

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy. - Milton Berle

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay. - Milton Berle

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance is destroyed, spirit shines forth, like the sun when released from clouds. - Sankara


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