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Now is the winter of our discontent - William Shakespeare

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

Hanging around my neck like an albacross. - Archie Bunker

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

You can't get too much winter in the winter. - Robert Frost

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

For corporate marketers, podcasting is low-hanging fruit. - Paul Gillin

The groundhog said six more weeks of winter so I ate him. - Wile E. Coyote

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - Mark Twain

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

I find there is only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. - Rodney Dangerfield

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

He who cannot forgive breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass. - George Herbert

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

He who cannot forgive others destroys the bridge over which he himself must pass. - George Herbert

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus

If I was the governor of New Jersey, the George Washington Bridge would not have been shut. - Donald Trump

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted. - Bertrand Russell

The only thing more depressing than another six weeks of winter would be having to spend them in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. - Unknown

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift


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