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Hanging: A suspended sentence - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Praise the bridge that carried you over. - George Colman

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

How to stay young: hang around with older people. - Bob Hope

No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn. - Hal Borland

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - Mark Twain

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

Life's too short to hang out with people who aren't resourceful. - Jeff Bezos

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

I don't have lungs anymore. Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day. - Dylan Moran

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

The power of storytelling is exactly this: to bridge the gaps where everything else has crumbled. - Paulo Coelho

To say I'm an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair. - Tina Fey

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

Everyone needs a coach. It doesn't matter whether you're a basketball player, a tennis player, a gymnast or a bridge player. - Bill Gates

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky

If you decide to stop flying, it is wise to hang on to your wings, for you may need them one day, when one of your other qualities turns dangerous. - Am Leach

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven. - George Herbert


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