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Every mile is two in winter. - George Herbert

Now is the winter of our discontent - William Shakespeare

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

Hanging around my neck like an albacross. - Archie Bunker

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

You can't get too much winter in the winter. - Robert Frost

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

For corporate marketers, podcasting is low-hanging fruit. - Paul Gillin

The groundhog said six more weeks of winter so I ate him. - Wile E. Coyote

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - Mark Twain

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. - Thomas Jefferson

I find there is only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. - Rodney Dangerfield

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

You cannot hang out with negative people and expect to live a positive life. - Joel Osteen

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted. - Bertrand Russell

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

The calendar of the Theocracy of Muntab counts down, not up. No-one knows why, but it might not be a good idea to hang around and find out. - Terry Pratchett

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift


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