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Winter Hanging Bridge

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Every mile is two in winter. - George Herbert

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

Hanging around my neck like an albacross. - Archie Bunker

In the kingdom of hope, there is no winter. - Russian Proverb

In Seine: Those who jump off a Paris bridge - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

How to stay young: hang around with older people. - Bob Hope

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

The groundhog said six more weeks of winter so I ate him. - Wile E. Coyote

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

You cannot hang out with negative people and expect to live a positive life. - Joel Osteen

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

People who use lawyers are not people you would really want to hang around with. - Deborah Ross

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

They seemed to come suddenly upon happiness as if they had surprised a butterfly in the winter woods. - Edith Wharton

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he must pass himself, for every man has need to be forgiven. - Thomas Fuller

In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted. - Bertrand Russell

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

Everyone needs a coach. It doesn't matter whether you're a basketball player, a tennis player, a gymnast or a bridge player. - Bill Gates

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

If you decide to stop flying, it is wise to hang on to your wings, for you may need them one day, when one of your other qualities turns dangerous. - Am Leach


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