Winter Hanging Bridge

Every mile is two in winter. - George Herbert

And after winter folweth grene May. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Cataract: Where cats hang their coats. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

Praise the bridge that carried you over. - George Colman

Hanging around my neck like an albacross. - Archie Bunker

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

In the kingdom of hope, there is no winter. - Russian Proverb

In Seine: Those who jump off a Paris bridge - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't get too much winter in the winter. - Robert Frost

Don't feel pity for the rider's hanging legs. - Greek Proverb

Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown

The groundhog said six more weeks of winter so I ate him. - Wile E. Coyote

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason

When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

I find there is only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. - Rodney Dangerfield

In some states they no longer hang murderers. They kill them by elocution. - Will Rogers

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

You cannot hang out with negative people and expect to live a positive life. - Joel Osteen

If Jesus were living in our culture, he would probably hang out in coffeehouses. - Mark Batterson

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

If I was the governor of New Jersey, the George Washington Bridge would not have been shut. - Donald Trump

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Your problem is to bridge the gap which exists between where you are now and the goal you intend to reach. - Earl Nightingale

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

The calendar of the Theocracy of Muntab counts down, not up. No-one knows why, but it might not be a good idea to hang around and find out. - Terry Pratchett

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell