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Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted. - John Lennon

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

On Time: An obscure term, meaning unknown - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The time to begin most things is ten years ago. - Mignon McLaughlin

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings. - It's a Wonderful Life

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time. - Jean Paul

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

Time is like the ocean, always there, always different. - Ogden Nash

One life - a little gleam of time between two eternities. - Thomas Carlyle

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

A man in love is like a clipped coupon - it's time to cash in. - Mae West

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I didn't fall. I'm just spending some quality time with the floor. - Unknown

My mom told me a long time ago, 'Never get in a fight with a lady.' - Oliver North

Football Season: The time of the year when girls whistle at men in sweaters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending. - Anne Bradstreet

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

There has never been a better time in history to be an environmental radiation researcher. - Steven Magee

You have to calendar time for yourself even if you have no idea what you're going to do with it. - Susie Bright

It took me quite a long time to develop a voice, and now that I have it, I am not going to be silent. - Madeleine Albright

It is a mistake to look too far ahead. Only one link in the chain of destiny can be handled at a time. - Winston Churchill

Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins

Ezra was right half the time, and when he was wrong, he was so wrong you were never in any doubt about it. - Ernest Hemingway

There is one kind of robber whom the law does not strike at, and who steals what is most precious to men: time. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

I was a Democrat for a period of time early on. And then I was also an independent. And then I became a Republican. - Donald Trump

Instead of worrying about what people say of you, why not spend time trying to accomplish something they will admire. - Dale Carnegie

But, with time, one has encountered many of the monsters, and one is increasingly less terrified of those still to be met. - Kay Redfield Jamison

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump

Nobody sees a flower, really - it is so small - we haven't time, and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time. - Georgia O'Keefe

Maybe I couldn’t be dafter,
But I keep wondering if this time we settle our differences before a war instead of after. - Ogden Nash

The depravity of man is at once the most empirically verifiable reality, but at the same time the most intellectually resisted fact. - Malcolm Muggeridge

You are no more exempt from time's inexorable passing than Macbeth. Whether time is your friend or foe depends on how you use it. - Patricia Fripp

There is a strange moment in time, after something horrible happens, when you know it's true, but you haven't told anyone yet. - Barbara Kingsolver

A diamond doesn't start out polished and shining. It once was nothing special, but with enough pressure and time, becomes spectacular. - Solange Nicole

Time heals griefs and quarrels, for we change and are no longer the same persons. Neither the offender nor the offended are any more themselves. - Blaise Pascal

Q: When is the perfect time?
A: Who can say, but probably somewhere between haste and delay - and it's usually most wise to start today. - Rasheed Ogunlaru

Deadlines aren't bad. They help you organize your time. They help you set priorities. They make you get going when you might not feel like it. - Harvey Mackay


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