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Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown

Sex is the biggest nothing of all time. - Andy Warhol

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

In my mind I'm a blind man doin' time. - Tupac Shakur

The most precious resource we all have is time. - Steve Jobs

You can fool too many people too much of the time. - James Thurber

The third time you say a thing, it sounds like a lie. - Harrison Ford

An unhurried sense of time is in itself a form of wealth. - Bonnie Friedman

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

You can take a chance with any man who pays his bills on time. - Terence

Come what may, time and the hour runs through the roughest day. - William Shakespeare

Do something instead of killing time. Because time is killing you. - Paulo Coelho

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer. - Douglas Horton

I also do my own processing, so it means a big commitment in lab time. - Leonard Nimoy

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

Trust has to be earned, and should come only after the passage of time. - Arthur Ashe

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

If the marathon is a part-time interest, you will only get part-time results. - Bill Rodgers

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

You can't have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the time. - Charles F. Kettering

Life is now. There was never a time when your life was not now, nor will there ever be. - Eckhart Tolle

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

All good things were at one time bad things; every original sin has developed into an original virtue. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. - WC Fields

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

When you run the marathon, you run against the distance, not against the other runners and not against the time. - Haile Gebrelassie

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

I have Dementia
My responses may be slow.
Take your time and wait for me,
It means more than you can know! - Unknown

Even when you are marketing to your entire audience or customer base, you are still simply speaking to a single human at any given time. - Ann Handley


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