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Wiener Wars

Han So Low and Dach Vader star in Dog Wars sequel

Wiener Wars thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Star Wars is going to the dogs

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Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Time is the chrysalsis of eternity. - Richter

Science is forever rewriting itself. - Unknown

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

It may make a difference to all eternity whether we do right or wrong today. - James Freeman Clarke

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

Every action of our lives touches on some chord that will vibrate in eternity. - Edwin H. Chapin

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Thomas H. Huxley

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman


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