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The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The littlest birds sing the prettiest songs. - Tanyas

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown

Heavenly bodies are nests of invisible birds. - Dejan Stojanovic

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Mark Twain

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Big ships can only be launched where the water is deep. - Amish Saying

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

Irony is the gaiety of reflection and the joy of wisdom. - Anatole France

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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