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Who's There?

Reflections of a pigeon bird brain

Who's There? thanks to Jim Serritella

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Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The littlest birds sing the prettiest songs. - Tanyas

The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

Success is full of promise till a man gets it; and then it is a last year's nest from which the birds have flown. - Henry Ward Beecher

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way in which they can build and yet leave a landscape as it was before. - Robert Lynd

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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