Who's There?
Reflections of a pigeon bird brain
QuotaBillsSave water - drink vodka. - Unknown
Bird House: Home Tweet Home. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb
A team is a reflection of its leadership. - Unknown
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb
Goose: A bird that supplies quills for writing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Mark Twain
You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb
Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali
Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb
The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings
Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx
Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields
The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb
Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt
Impeccable: 1. Having immunity to woodpeckers; 2. Hidden from birds. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman
When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer
I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best
At the sum of all fears, the only thing that is painted... is a reflection of you. - Lionel Suggs
Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan
Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb
I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings
We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield
I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt
Follow effective action with quiet reflection. From the quiet reflection will come even more effective action. - Peter F Drucker
One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope
You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche
The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork
From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson
Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown