Who Needs Physics?
On the edge of a meltdown
QuotaBillsEverything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson
Theoretical physics is actually philosophy. - Max Born
Electoral College: Institute of higher yearning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
All science is either physics or stamp collecting. - Ernest Rutherford
Physics is, hopefully, simple. Physicists are not. - Edward Teller
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain
You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard
A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton
It should be possible to explain the laws of physics to a barmaid. - Albert Einstein
Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie
Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight
A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger
A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill
College Education: A four-year plan for confusing a young mind methodically. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Yale: 1. A well known Ivy League university; 2. What southern cheerleaders do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It would be better for the true physics if there were no mathematicians on earth. - Daniel Bernoulli
Physics is the only profession in which prophecy is not only accurate but routine. - Neil deGrasse Tyson
I study myself more than any other subject. That is my metaphysics, that is my physics, - Michel de Montaigne
College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver
Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James
University: 1. A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand; 2. A mental institution. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen
The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump
It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr
I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac
When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris
Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. - Flannery O'Connor
You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell
My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle
Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine
All of my friends who have younger siblings who are going to college or high school - my number one piece of advice is: You should learn how to program. - Mark Zuckerberg
Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college. - Bill Vaughan
Graduation speeches were invented largely in the belief that college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated. - Garry Trudeau
If you want to succeed, worry less about what college you get into and more about doing your homework, taking care of your chores and being nice to other people. - Jay Mathews
Physics is nothing but the ABC's. Nature is an equation with an unknown, a Hebrew word which is written only with consonants to which reason has to add the dots. - Johann G. Hamann
President Obama smoked so much pot in college he never learned to spell. Which is why he's confusing the word "ruining" the country with "running" the country. - Kilburn Hall
The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it - they're the ones falling down the most. - Jay Leno
The standard model of particle physics describes forces and particles very well, but when you throw gravity into the equation, it all falls apart. You have to fudge the figures to make it work. - Lisa Randall