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Who Needs Physics?

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Who Needs Physics? thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson

Theoretical physics is actually philosophy. - Max Born

Electoral College: Institute of higher yearning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All science is either physics or stamp collecting. - Ernest Rutherford

Physics is, hopefully, simple. Physicists are not. - Edward Teller

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

It should be possible to explain the laws of physics to a barmaid. - Albert Einstein

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

College Education: A four-year plan for confusing a young mind methodically. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Yale: 1. A well known Ivy League university; 2. What southern cheerleaders do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It would be better for the true physics if there were no mathematicians on earth. - Daniel Bernoulli

Physics is the only profession in which prophecy is not only accurate but routine. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

I study myself more than any other subject. That is my metaphysics, that is my physics, - Michel de Montaigne

College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

University: 1. A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand; 2. A mental institution. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. - Flannery O'Connor

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine

All of my friends who have younger siblings who are going to college or high school - my number one piece of advice is: You should learn how to program. - Mark Zuckerberg

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college. - Bill Vaughan

Graduation speeches were invented largely in the belief that college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated. - Garry Trudeau

If you want to succeed, worry less about what college you get into and more about doing your homework, taking care of your chores and being nice to other people. - Jay Mathews

Physics is nothing but the ABC's. Nature is an equation with an unknown, a Hebrew word which is written only with consonants to which reason has to add the dots. - Johann G. Hamann

President Obama smoked so much pot in college he never learned to spell. Which is why he's confusing the word "ruining" the country with "running" the country. - Kilburn Hall

The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it - they're the ones falling down the most. - Jay Leno

The standard model of particle physics describes forces and particles very well, but when you throw gravity into the equation, it all falls apart. You have to fudge the figures to make it work. - Lisa Randall


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