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What's Holding You Back?

Believe in yourself - the first step is the hardest to take

What's Holding You Back? thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Taking the first step towards achieving your dreams

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Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

While the heart beats, hope lingers. - Alison Croggon

Necessity is the mother of invention. - Unknown

Success is due less to ability than to zeal. - Charles Buxton

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

It is difficult to lay aside a confirmed passion. - Catullus

Find your voice and inspire others to find theirs. - Stephen Covey

Life's failures are stepping stones to success. - Unknown

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

Once you can accept failure, you can have fun and success. - Rickey Henderson

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

I hope it will be hard for the Russians to jump across that creek. - Gustavus Adolphus

When you are thwarted, it is your own attitude that is out of order. - Meister Eckhart

When a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops. - Thomas Watson

If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself. - Henry Ford

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

That's love, giving everything, sacrificing all without hope of return. - Albert Camus

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

That was all a man needed: hope. It was lack of hope that discouraged a man. - Charles Bukowski

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

Hope has proven a powerful predictor of outcome in every study we've done so far. - Charles R Snyder

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

I can give you a six-word formula for success: Think things through - then follow through. - Edward Rickenbacker

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is the knack of getting along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

Choosing to be positive and having a grateful attitude is going to determine how you're going to live your life. - Joel Osteen

I have tried to keep on with my striving because this is the only hope I have of ever achieving anything worthwhile and lasting. - Arthur Ashe

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson


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