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What's Holding You Back?

Believe in yourself - the first step is the hardest to take

What's Holding You Back? thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Taking the first step towards achieving your dreams

Where there is life, there is hope. - Alyson Noel

Success is never final, but failure can be. - Bill Parcells

Ambition makes more trusty slaves than need. - Ben Johnson

Hope for the best and prepare for the worst. - Thomas Norton

Success is the ability to rise above principle. - Gerald Barzan

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. - Ogden Nash

For success, attitude is equally as important as ability. - Harry F Banks

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

I cannot make my days longer, so I strive to make them better. - Henry David Thoreau

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

Success is the maximum utilization of the ability that you have. - Zig Ziglar

The most beautiful make-up is passion but cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves Saint Laurent

Success is finding satisfaction in giving a little more than you take. - Christopher Reeve

Don't ever perceive other people's success as your own failure. - Rob Liano

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself. - Henry Ford

Civilization is a method of living, an attitude of equal respect for all men. - Jane Addams

Perseverance: A lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Try not to become a person of success, but rather try to become a person of value. - Albert Einstein

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

It is not necessary to hope in order to undertake, nor to succeed in order to persevere. - Charles the Bold

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

It's fine to celebrate success but it is more important to heed the lessons of failure. - Bill Gates

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

If you get a diagnosis, get on a therapy, keep a good attitude and keep your sense of humor. - Teri Garr

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

If you can meet success and failure and treat them both as impostors, then you are a balanced man, my son. - Rudyard Kipling

Without continual growth and progress, such words as improvement, achievement, and success have no meaning. - Benjamin Franklin

Hope is sweet-minded and sweet-eyed. It draws pictures; it weaves fancies; it fills the future with delight. - Henry Ward Beecher

Having a positive mental attitude is asking how something can be done rather than saying it can't be done. - Bo Bennett

I have an abundance mentality. When people are genuinely happy at the successes of others, the pie gets larger. - Stephen Covey

Everything happens for a reason, you only need to keep on editing your attitude and gratitude so as to sail through. - Unknown

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too. - Paulo Coelho

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