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Nothing succeeds like success. - Alexander Dumas

All hope abandon, ye who enter here! - Dante Alighieri

Self-assurance is two-thirds of success. - Gaelic Proverb

You know what's funny to me? Attitude. - Don Rickles

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

Success: the ability to make wise decisions. - Hebrew Saying

Howling Success: The baby that gets picked up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

Success is dependent on the glands - the sweat glands. - Zig Ziglar

A fantastic positive attitude make a great day! Smile! - Mary D Bradford

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

Attitude is not everything, but it's almost everything. - Mary Pipher

A round wife and a full barn are the signs of good success. - Amish Saying

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it. - Jonathan Winters

The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

Success is the progressive realization of a worthy goal or ideal. - Earl Nightingale

Never lose hope. Storms make people stronger and never last forever. - Roy T Bennett

A strong positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success. - Joyce Brothers

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

When you make a commitment, you build hope. When you keep it, you build trust. - Unknown

Try not to become a person of success, but rather try to become a person of value. - Albert Einstein

Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike. - Oscar Wilde

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

The best thing that can come with success is the knowledge that it is nothing to long for. - Liv Ullman

Ambition has one heel nailed in well, though she stretches her fingers to touch the heavens. - Lao Tzu

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

There's a ball. There's a hoop. You put the ball through the hoop. That's success. - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

A continued atmosphere of hectic passion is very trying if you haven't got any of your own. - Dorothy L. Sayers

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Success comes from knowing that you did your best to become the best that you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden

Doing the thing nearly right and doing it exactly right is usually the difference between success and failure. - Edward Simmons

If you set your goals ridiculously high and it's a failure, you will fail above everyone else's success. - James Cameron

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

Living as we do in an age of noise and bluster, success is now measured accordingly. We must all be seen, and heard, and on the air. - Daphne du Maurier

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

The secret of success is to be in harmony with existence, to be always calm to let each wave of life wash us a little farther up the shore. - Cyril Connolly

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan


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