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What's Holding You Back?

Believe in yourself - the first step is the hardest to take

What's Holding You Back? thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Taking the first step towards achieving your dreams

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All hope abandon, ye who enter here! - Dante Alighieri

Success covers a multitude of blunders. - George Bernard Shaw

Attitude determines the altitude of life. - Edwin L Cole

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. - Ogden Nash

Success is that old ABC - ability, breaks, and courage. - Charles Luckman

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude. - Unknown

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets. - Arthur Miller

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

God's mercy and grace give me hope - for myself, and for our world. - Billy Graham

Most of us start out with a positive attitude and a plan to do our best. - Marilu Henner

He has achieved success who has worked well, laughed often, and loved much. - Elbert Hubbard

Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation for veracity. - Robert G Ingersoll

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. - Irvin S. Cobb

Do something you really like, and hopefully it pays the rent. That's success. - Tom Petty

If you blame others for your failures, do you also credit them for your successes? - Unknown

You can always tell when you are on the road to success; it's uphill all the way. - Paul Harvey

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

One secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes. - Benjamin Disraeli

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

The meaning of things lies not in the things themselves, but in our attitude towards them. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias

I don't know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Unknown

There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment. - Norman Vincent Peale

Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally. - David Frost

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

They say everybody gets 15 minutes. I hope I'm just inside the first minute and the next 14 go really slow. - Terrence Howard

Success has nothing to do with what you gain in life or accomplish for yourself. It's what you do for others. - Danny Thomas

Success is full of promise till a man gets it; and then it is a last year's nest from which the birds have flown. - Henry Ward Beecher

When you have lost hope, you have lost everything. And when you think all is lost, when al is dire and bleak, there is always hope. - Pittacus Lore

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

The capacity for hope is the most significant fact of life. It provides human beings with a sense of destination and the energy to get started. - Norman Cousins


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