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What's Holding You Back?

Believe in yourself - the first step is the hardest to take

What's Holding You Back? thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Taking the first step towards achieving your dreams

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Where there is life, there is hope. - Alyson Noel

Success is never final, but failure can be. - Bill Parcells

Ambition makes more trusty slaves than need. - Ben Johnson

Hope for the best and prepare for the worst. - Thomas Norton

Success is the ability to rise above principle. - Gerald Barzan

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. - Ogden Nash

For success, attitude is equally as important as ability. - Harry F Banks

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

I cannot make my days longer, so I strive to make them better. - Henry David Thoreau

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

Success is the maximum utilization of the ability that you have. - Zig Ziglar

The most beautiful make-up is passion but cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves Saint Laurent

Success is finding satisfaction in giving a little more than you take. - Christopher Reeve

Don't ever perceive other people's success as your own failure. - Rob Liano

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself. - Henry Ford

Civilization is a method of living, an attitude of equal respect for all men. - Jane Addams

Perseverance: A lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Try not to become a person of success, but rather try to become a person of value. - Albert Einstein

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

It is not necessary to hope in order to undertake, nor to succeed in order to persevere. - Charles the Bold

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

It's fine to celebrate success but it is more important to heed the lessons of failure. - Bill Gates

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

If you get a diagnosis, get on a therapy, keep a good attitude and keep your sense of humor. - Teri Garr

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

If you can meet success and failure and treat them both as impostors, then you are a balanced man, my son. - Rudyard Kipling

Without continual growth and progress, such words as improvement, achievement, and success have no meaning. - Benjamin Franklin

Hope is sweet-minded and sweet-eyed. It draws pictures; it weaves fancies; it fills the future with delight. - Henry Ward Beecher

Having a positive mental attitude is asking how something can be done rather than saying it can't be done. - Bo Bennett

I have an abundance mentality. When people are genuinely happy at the successes of others, the pie gets larger. - Stephen Covey

Everything happens for a reason, you only need to keep on editing your attitude and gratitude so as to sail through. - Unknown

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too. - Paulo Coelho


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