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What's Holding You Back?

Believe in yourself - the first step is the hardest to take

What's Holding You Back? thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Taking the first step towards achieving your dreams

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Where there is life, there is hope. - Alyson Noel

Nothing is so contagious as enthusiasm. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

One lives in the hope of becoming a memory. - Antonio Porchia

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do. - Unknown

To do a common thing uncommonly well brings success. - Henry J Heinz

Try not to become a man of success but a man of value. - Albert Einstein

Forgiveness is not an occasional act: it is an attitude. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The success and the failure are not my concern, but His. - Joseph B Lightfoot

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

Every failure brings with it the seed of an equivalent success. - Napoleon Hill

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

I attribute my success to this: I never gave or took any excuse. - Florence Nightingale

Failure is the key to success; each mistake teaches us something. - Morihei Ueshiba

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

The talent of success is nothing more than doing what you can do, well. - Henry W. Longfellow

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way. - Christopher Morley

The key to life is just being a happy person, and happiness will bring you success. - Diego Val

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you. - Samuel Goldwyn

If you get a diagnosis, get on a therapy, keep a good attitude and keep your sense of humor. - Teri Garr

A continued atmosphere of hectic passion is very trying if you haven't got any of your own. - Dorothy L. Sayers

I don't know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Unknown

That's what storytellers do. We restore order with imagination. We instill hope again and again. - Walt Disney

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Whether you're having setbacks or not, the role of a leader is to always display a winning attitude. - Colin Powell

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

Choosing to be positive and having a grateful attitude is going to determine how you're going to live your life. - Joel Osteen

It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage

Hope itself is like a star - not to be seen in the sunshine of prosperity, and only to be discovered in the night of adversity. - Charles H Spurgeon

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too. - Paulo Coelho

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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