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What Women Hear

Is what you meant or what you said wrong?

What Women Hear thanks to Howard Chapman

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - Alice Cooper

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. - Oliver Herford

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. - Oscar Wilde

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson


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