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What Women Hear thanks to Howard Chapman

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Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe

Widowhood: The proof that women live longer than men - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

The great purpose of life - the shaping of character by truth. - Phillips Brooks

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Harem: A community of women who subscribe to a circulating husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

When I passed 40 I dropped pretence, 'cause men like women who got some sense. - Maya Angelou

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Let praise be given equally to women as well as men who have been distinguished in virtue. - Plato

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman. - Woody Allen

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Time and trouble will tame an advanced young woman, but an advanced old woman is uncontrollable by any earthly force. - Dorothy L Sayers

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

There's something about a woman with a loud mind that sits in silence, smiling, knowing she can crush you with the truth. - R G Moon

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns

Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

Imagining what a character will do in a given situation - it's like an equation, and working it out is a marathon rather than a sprint. - Callum Turner


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