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A man's only as old as the woman he feels. - Groucho Marx

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

A wit should be no more sincere than a woman constant. - William Congreve

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

The test of a man or woman's breeding is how they behave in a quarrel. - George Bernard Shaw

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

Many a woman has a past, but I am told that she has at least a dozen, and that they all fit. - Oscar Wilde

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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What Do You See? - Part III

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Carving The Turkey

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Redneck Ladder

Proof of Global Warming

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High Five, Son

What Do You See? - Part II