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What Women Hear

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What Women Hear thanks to Howard Chapman

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Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

There is no greater index of character so sure as the voice. - Benjamin Disraeli

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

That woman is liable to come at you like a Doberman's Pincher. - Archie Bunker

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

On one issue at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women. - H L Mencken

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete. - Bette Davis

That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say no in any of them. - Dorothy Parker

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

I believe in loyalty: I think when a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick to it. - Eva Gabor

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. - Oscar Wilde

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" - Dumas

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

A woman described me as a bit of a looker the other day. Well, 'voyeur' was the actual word she used. - Gary Delaney

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen


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