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What Women Hear thanks to Howard Chapman

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I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Women's word is never done. - American Proverb

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior. - Socrates

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

There is no greater index of character so sure as the voice. - Benjamin Disraeli

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers

My greatest regret is not knowing at 30 what I knew about women at 60. - Arthur Miller

Between man and woman there is little difference, but vive la difference. - French Proverb

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

A man who moralizes is usually a hypocrite, and a woman who moralizes is usually plain. - Oscar Wilde

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. - Oscar Wilde

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

If a woman says, 'Do what you want', do not do what you want. Stand still. Do not blink. Don't even breathe. Just play dead. - Unknown

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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