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What Women Hear

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Wrong no man and write no woman. - Elbert Hubbard

Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior. - Socrates

Jade: A semi-precious stone or a semi-precious woman - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

Between man and woman there is little difference, but vive la difference. - French Proverb

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. - Stuart Turner

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Propaganda: 1. Patriotism as practiced by our enemies; 2. Polite, well behaved male goose. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I believe in loyalty: I think when a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick to it. - Eva Gabor

Sewing Circle: 1. Where friendship hangs by a thread; 2. A group of women who needle each other. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

There's something about a woman with a loud mind that sits in silence, smiling, knowing she can crush you with the truth. - R G Moon

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

When I was a young man I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman. Well, I found her but, alas, she was waiting for the ideal man. - Alain

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire


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