Wet Floor

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

I have learned to use the word impossible with the greatest caution. - Wernher von Braun

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson