Wet Floor

Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson