QuotaBillsTurkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Postage Dew: Mail delivered wet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge
I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern
Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly
He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold
You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright
Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb
Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields
A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields
I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers
A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett
Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid
You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose
People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers
I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter
Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying
I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss
I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte
Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry
Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer
A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb
When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown
Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker
I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook
Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita
Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi
I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo
Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora
Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers