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Social media guide for stay-at-home relationships

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Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

We're not gossipping. We're networking. - Unknown

Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them. - Publilius Syrus

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

I do everything on my phone as a lot of people do. - Mark Zuckerberg

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

There's no word yet for old friends who've just met. - Jim Henson

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

My goal was never to make Facebook cool. I am not a cool person. - Mark Zuckerberg

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Quarterback: What you'll never get if you misdial from a pay phone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

New media is like a megaphone. It amplifies your ability to reach more people. - Mark Batterson

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

Our goal is to make it so there's as little friction as possible to having a social experience. - Mark Zuckerberg

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

A lot of times, I run a thought experiment: 'If I were not at Facebook, what would I be doing to make the world more open?' - Mark Zuckerberg

Behind every question is a questioner. And behind every questioner is a network of assumptions, hurts, struggles, and often prejudices. - Ravi Zacharias

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

The media have provided the Devil with perhaps the greatest opportunity accorded him since Adam and Eve were turned out of the Garden of Eden. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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