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Weekend Plans thanks to Gerry Cavers

Social media guide for stay-at-home relationships

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A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

Social Success: The infinite capacity for being bored - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anti-social behavior is a trait in a world full of conformists. - Nikola Tesla

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

What a delight it is to make friends with someone you have despised! - Colette

Any dictator would admire the uniformity and obedience of the U.S. media. - Noam Chomsky

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

Being honest may not get you many friends, but it'll always get you the right ones. - John Lennon

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

Institutions that once had to go through media to deliver information are now themselves media. - Andrew Nachison

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Senescence begins
And middle-age ends,
The day your descendants
Outnumber your friends. - Ogden Nash

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

Some habits of ineffectiveness are rooted in our social conditioning toward quick-fix, short-term thinking. - Stephen Covey

Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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