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Weekend Plans thanks to Gerry Cavers

Social media guide for stay-at-home relationships

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Old friends are best. - John Selden

Prosperity is full of friends. - Euripides

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them. - Publilius Syrus

All my friends don't recognize me without a limp. - Kim Stewart

Social Success: The infinite capacity for being bored - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm gonna keep a beagle-eye on you the whole weekend. - Archie Bunker

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. - Greg Tamblyn

My goal was never to make Facebook cool. I am not a cool person. - Mark Zuckerberg

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

The first resistance to social change is to say it's not necessary. - Gloria Steinem

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?" - Robin Williams

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

Senescence begins
And middle-age ends,
The day your descendants
Outnumber your friends. - Ogden Nash

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden


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