Weekend Plans

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

Way past Happy Hour. Working on Happy Weekend. - Jim Farley

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

I was innocent, then my best friends came along. - Unknown

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

Instead of loving your enemies treat your friends a little better. - Ed Howe

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Any dictator would admire the uniformity and obedience of the U.S. media. - Noam Chomsky

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk

It's the media riling up the people, rather than people riling up the media. - Miley Cyrus

People at Facebook are fairly used to the press being nice to us or not nice to us. - Mark Zuckerberg

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

Being honest may not get you many friends, but it'll always get you the right ones. - John Lennon

Why do I have to follow CNN on Twitter? If I want to follow CNN, I can follow them on CNN. - Jon Stewart

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

Senescence begins
And middle-age ends,
The day your descendants
Outnumber your friends. - Ogden Nash

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

Facebook is in a very different place than Apple, Google, Amazon, Samsung, and Microsoft. We are trying to build a community. - Mark Zuckerberg

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

A lot of times, I run a thought experiment: 'If I were not at Facebook, what would I be doing to make the world more open?' - Mark Zuckerberg

The media have provided the Devil with perhaps the greatest opportunity accorded him since Adam and Eve were turned out of the Garden of Eden. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo