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Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

She poured a little social sewage into his ears. - George Meredith

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

The first five days after the weekend are the hardest. - Unknown

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

Jesus on Twitter would have been a pretty amazing thing. - Mark Batterson

There's no word yet for old friends who've just met. - Jim Henson

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

Anti-social behavior is a trait in a world full of conformists. - Nikola Tesla

We make more enemies by what we say than friends by what we do. - John C Collins

My goal was never to make Facebook cool. I am not a cool person. - Mark Zuckerberg

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

New media is like a megaphone. It amplifies your ability to reach more people. - Mark Batterson

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

A lot of times, I run a thought experiment: 'If I were not at Facebook, what would I be doing to make the world more open?' - Mark Zuckerberg

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo


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