Webster's First Dictionary

Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

Always say no, and you will never by married. - French Proverb

Her husband was infidelicate with another woman. - Archie Bunker

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

I represent the 'Wonder Woman' of the new world. - Gal Gadot

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

The best years of a woman's life - the ten years between 39 and 40. - Unknown

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

Between man and woman there is little difference, but vive la difference. - French Proverb

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

The testimony of a woman has only half the value of the testimony of a man. - Iranian Penal Code

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we would never need solace. - Don Herold

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. - Oscar Wilde

Here's to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them. - Unknown

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you. - Groucho Marx

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. - Oscar Wilde

She's the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted expression. - C S Lewis

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. - Albert Einstein

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren