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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

The darkest hours are just before dawn. - English Proverb

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

We need to have business leaders who live by deep, strong principles. - Stephen Covey

The rule of my life is to make business a pleasure, and pleasure my business. - Aaron Burr

If there's one thing that's certain in business, it's uncertainty. - Stephen Covey

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple

I don't consider myself a heavy drinker, I often go hours without touching a drop. - Noel Coward

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you're following your inner voice, doors tend to eventually open for you, even if they mostly slam at first. - Kelly Cutrone

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours. - Milton Berle

The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

Nurse: 1. A woman whose business is to make sickness a pleasure; 2. A young women who holds your wrist and then expects your pulse to be normal. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie

When customers complain, business owners and managers ought to get excited. The complaining customer represents a huge opportunity for more business. - Zig Ziglar


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