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Joy is the serious business of Heaven. - C S Lewis

Better three hours too soon than a minute too late. - William Shakespeare

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

In politics, a lie unanswered becomes truth within 24 hours. - Willie Brown

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg

To watch 24 hours a day through them high-powered spectaculars. - Archie Bunker

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night. - Bill Hicks

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

A man that is young in years may be old in hours, if he has lost no time. - Francis Bacon

There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell

Business opportunities are like buses; there's always another one coming. - Richard Branson

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one. - Brian Clough

I don't consider myself a heavy drinker, I often go hours without touching a drop. - Noel Coward

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

The gambling known as business looks with severe disfavor upon the business known as gambling. - Ambrose Bierce

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand, and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

When you're following your inner voice, doors tend to eventually open for you, even if they mostly slam at first. - Kelly Cutrone

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Nobody wants to show you the hours and hours of becoming. They'd rather show you the highlight of what they've become. - Angela Duckworth

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper


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