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Pleasure and action make the hours seem short. - William Shakespeare

Fundamental honesty is the keystone of business. - Harvey S Firestone

Building a business is a marathon, not a sprint. - Taavet Hinrikus

In any business, the number-one competitor is inertia. - Dave Chilton

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Business will get better, but we won't know it when it does. - Henry Ford

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

Purposeful storytelling isn't show business, it's good business. - Peter Guber

A man that is young in years may be old in hours, if he has lost no time. - Francis Bacon

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

I started the site when I was 19. I didn't know much about business back then. - Mark Zuckerberg

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

I don't consider myself a heavy drinker, I often go hours without touching a drop. - Noel Coward

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln

To be successful, you have to have your heart in your business and your business in your heart. - Thomas J Watson

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand, and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

When you're following your inner voice, doors tend to eventually open for you, even if they mostly slam at first. - Kelly Cutrone

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata

Philanthropy without scale and sustainability is like any other bad business that will simply wither and die on the vine. - Naveen Jain

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

I'm still in love with what I do, with the idea of making things up, so hours when I write always feel like very blessed hours to me. - Stephen King

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

Nurse: 1. A woman whose business is to make sickness a pleasure; 2. A young women who holds your wrist and then expects your pulse to be normal. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better, while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. - Woody Allen


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