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These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

There are no office hours for leaders. - Cardinal J Gibbons

Pleasure and action make the hours seem short. - William Shakespeare

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields

Talk to a man about himself, and he will listen for hours. - Benjamin Disraeli

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

To watch 24 hours a day through them high-powered spectaculars. - Archie Bunker

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

Would you want to do business with a person who was 99% honest? - Sydney Madwed

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

Purposeful storytelling isn't show business, it's good business. - Peter Guber

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Business is so bad, even the accounts that don't intend to pay ain't buying. - Unknown

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Music has healing power. It has the ability to take people out of themselves for a few hours. - Elton John

If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

Employers and business leaders need people who can think for themselves - who can take initiative and be the solution to problems. - Stephen Covey

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan

When customers complain, business owners and managers ought to get excited. The complaining customer represents a huge opportunity for more business. - Zig Ziglar


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