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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

There are half hours that dilate to the importance of centuries. - Mary Catherwood

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

I don't consider myself a heavy drinker, I often go hours without touching a drop. - Noel Coward

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

When you're following your inner voice, doors tend to eventually open for you, even if they mostly slam at first. - Kelly Cutrone

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours. - Milton Berle

The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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