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Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker

Building a business is a marathon, not a sprint. - Taavet Hinrikus

Better three hours too soon than a minute too late. - William Shakespeare

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The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

Lawyers are in the business of advocacy, not judgment. - Allan C Hutchinson

Talk to a man about himself, and he will listen for hours. - Benjamin Disraeli

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

Everyone, in the final analysis, is in business for himself. - Unknown

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

We need to have business leaders who live by deep, strong principles. - Stephen Covey

When a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops. - Thomas Watson

I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night. - Bill Hicks

Business opportunities are like buses; there's always another one coming. - Richard Branson

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

Business is so bad, even the accounts that don't intend to pay ain't buying. - Unknown

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln

To be successful, you have to have your heart in your business and your business in your heart. - Thomas J Watson

Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone

It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis

Business is a sprint until you find an opportunity, then it's the patience of a marathon runner. - Robert Herjavec

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson


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