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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffet

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. - Milton Berle

Talk to a man about himself, and he will listen for hours. - Benjamin Disraeli

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

Everyone, in the final analysis, is in business for himself. - Unknown

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

There are half hours that dilate to the importance of centuries. - Mary Catherwood

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D. Rockefeller

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

I don't consider myself a heavy drinker, I often go hours without touching a drop. - Noel Coward

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand years. - Will Durant

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours. - Milton Berle

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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