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The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Joy is the serious business of Heaven. - C S Lewis

There are no office hours for leaders. - Cardinal J Gibbons

Pleasure and action make the hours seem short. - William Shakespeare

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Building a business is a marathon, not a sprint. - Taavet Hinrikus

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Talk to a man about himself, and he will listen for hours. - Benjamin Disraeli

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

A committee is a group that takes minutes and wastes hours. - Unknown

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

It isn't the hours you put in, but what you put IN the hours. - Unknown

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis

I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand, and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand years. - Will Durant

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

Nobody wants to show you the hours and hours of becoming. They'd rather show you the highlight of what they've become. - Angela Duckworth

Employers and business leaders need people who can think for themselves - who can take initiative and be the solution to problems. - Stephen Covey

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better, while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. - Woody Allen

When customers complain, business owners and managers ought to get excited. The complaining customer represents a huge opportunity for more business. - Zig Ziglar


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