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We Are All Tied Together

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We Are All Tied Together thanks to Barry McCartney

What ties you down?

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Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

Public behavior is merely private character writ large. - Stephen Covey

Every worldview has to bring together reason and faith. - Ravi Zacharias

Put more trust in nobility of character than in an oath. - Solon

Mothers are like buttons. They hold everything together. - Unknown

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

The two of us all alone and, well, we was imminent together. - Archie Bunker

Persistence is to the character of man as carbon is to steel. - Napoleon Hill

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

Moments of their secret life together burst like stars upon his memory. - James Joyce

Sometimes good things fall apart so that better things can fall together. - Marilyn Monroe

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together. - Josh Billings

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

Coming together is the beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. - Henry Ford

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen


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