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We Are All Tied Together

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We Are All Tied Together thanks to Barry McCartney

What ties you down?

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

All my available funds are completely tied up in ready cash. - WC Fields

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Want to walk fast, walk alone.
Want to walk far, walk together. - African Proverb

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

I'd like to get something together - like a Handel, Bach, Muddy Waters, flamenco-type of thing. If I could get that sound, I'd be happy. - Jimi Hendrix

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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