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We Are All Tied Together

Shared understanding and common goals

We Are All Tied Together thanks to Barry McCartney

What ties you down?

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Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The two of us all alone and, well, we was imminent together. - Archie Bunker

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Why have all the pieces joined together to create such a cruel fate? - ichtys

Want to walk fast, walk alone.
Want to walk far, walk together. - African Proverb

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

Writing is like sewing together what I call these 'buttons,' these bits and pieces. - Sandra Cisneros

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Many things which cannot be overcome when they are together, yield themselves up when taken little by little. - Plutarch

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

We'll spend it alone together; we won't have people around. That's the best. I feel really comfortable in a bathrobe. - Donald Trump

Take two ideas and put them together to make one new idea. After all, what is a Snuggie but the mutation of a blanket and a robe? - Jim Kukral

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. - Darth Vader


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