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We Are All Tied Together

Shared understanding and common goals

We Are All Tied Together thanks to Barry McCartney

What ties you down?

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Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Good sayings are like pearls strung together. - Chinese Proverb

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

A narrow mind and a wide mouth usually go together. - Amish Saying

Alone, we can do so little; together, we an do so much. - Helen Keller

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

The two of us all alone and, well, we was imminent together. - Archie Bunker

The great purpose of life - the shaping of character by truth. - Phillips Brooks

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Love endures only when the lovers love many things together and not merely each other. - Walter Lippmann

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

Propaganda: 1. Patriotism as practiced by our enemies; 2. Polite, well behaved male goose. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Society has traditionally always tied to find scapegoats for its problems. Well, here I am. - Marilyn Manson

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

When lying and omission become part of your character, you lose integrity and the trust you once had from others. - Theodore W Fedorchak

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

Being happy isn't having everything in your life be perfect. Maybe it's about stringing together all the little things. - Ann Brashares

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously. - Tim Allen

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

I'd like to get something together - like a Handel, Bach, Muddy Waters, flamenco-type of thing. If I could get that sound, I'd be happy. - Jimi Hendrix


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