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Wave To The Nice Lady

Sign language in Russia

Wave To The Nice Lady thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How Russians greet telemarketers

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Hollow: An empty greeting - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Executive Shakeup: Title wave. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I could not get the ring without the finger. - Thomas Middleton

If you're having a bad day, catch a wave. - Frosty Hesson

Clean your finger before you point at my spots. - Benjamin Franklin

I didn't give you the finger - you earned it. - Bill Murray

Russia is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma. - Winston Churchill

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back. - Bob Hope

Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need. - Plautus

In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff

If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? - Alan King

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

You wanna talk that Russian talk, take yourself back over to the USSO. - Archie Bunker

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

If you can wave a fan, and you can wave a club, can you wave a fan club? - Steven Wright

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it. - Spike Milligan

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

I'm a big laser believer - I really think they are the wave of the future. - Courteney Cox

Tabloid: 1. A newspaper with a permanent crime wave; 2. A screamlined newspaper. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I wouldn't mind paying taxes if I knew they were going to a friendly country. - Dick Gregory

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

The Iron Curtain may be a thing of the past, but Mother Russia is as mysterious as ever. - Robert Gottlieb

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

I think Kazan is Russia's sportiest city after Moscow, leaving all the others far behind. - Marat Safin

Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there. - Yakov Smirnoff

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck


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Tunnel Face

The Bugs Are Bad This Year

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Ostrich Imprint

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World's First Hard Hat

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Wolf Mode

Undertaker Bike

Throwaway Sport Paper

Pacman Skeleton