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Water Holder

Guard dog does clean-up duty

Water Holder thanks to Mike King

Water fountain supplied by your best friend

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Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

Colic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Aspire to inspire before we expire. - Unknown

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.


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