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Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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