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Water Holder thanks to Mike King

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Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

The fountain of youth is a mixture of gin and vermouth. - Cole Porter

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Reason is not time only interpreter of life. The fountain of action is in time feelings. - Henry T. Tuckerman

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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