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Water Bomber Pilot

Training pilots for fire fighting season

Water Bomber Pilot thanks to Keith Blake

Up close aerial firefighting

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Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

I set myself on fire, and the people come to see me burn. - John Wesley

Keep a little fire burning; however small, however hidden. - Cormac McCarthy

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

She's mad but she's magic. There's no lie in her fire. - Charles Bukowski

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

When people ask if I do my own stunts, I always answer, "Not on purpose." - Billy Bob Thornton

Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. - Arnold H Glasow

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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