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Fate is character. - William Winter

Music, my rampart and my only one. - Edna St Vincent Millay

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Be polite to all, but intimate with few. - Thomas Jefferson

Without music, life would be a blank to me. - Jane Austen

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

Nothing is capable of being well set to music that is not nonsense. - Joseph Addison

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

When you are about 35 years old, something terrible always happens to music. - Steve Race

Each soul is tuned to a different pitch. Music is about harmonizing the soul. - Wu-Tang Clan

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Music could ache and hurt, that beautiful music was a place a suffering man could hide. - Pat Conroy

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Music has healing power. It has the ability to take people out of themselves for a few hours. - Elton John

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

Music drives you. It wakes you up, it gets you pumping. And, at the end of the day, the correct tune will chill you down. - Dimebag Darrell

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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