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Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

Polite conversation is rarely either. - Fran Lebowitz

Kind words are the music of the world. - F.W. Faber

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

The music is all around us. All you have to do is listen. - August Rush

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

People haven't always been there for me, but music always has. - Taylor Swift

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

You can run out of garlic, but you can't really run out of music. - Jace Wayland

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

In a weird kind of way, music has afforded me an idealism and perfectionism that I could never attain as me. - Billy Corgan

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire


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