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I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

Be polite to all, but intimate with few. - Thomas Jefferson

The older the fiddle, the sweeter the tune. - Irish Proverb

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

I like your opera. I think I will set it to music. - Ludwig van Beethoven

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Interval In Music: The distance from one piano to the next - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

Most people die with their music still locked up inside them. - Benjamin Disraeli

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Nothing is capable of being well set to music that is not nonsense. - Joseph Addison

You can run out of garlic, but you can't really run out of music. - Jace Wayland

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

People are like music. Some speak the truth, and others are just noise. - Bill Murray

Success is the only motivational factor that a boy with character needs. - Woody Hayes

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer. - Victor Borge

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Softly, deftly, music shall caress you. Hear it, feel it, secretly possess you. - Charles Hart

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music. - Aldous Huxley

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte

If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music. - Albert Einstein

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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