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I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

The only truth is music. - Jack Kerouac

Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

Kind words are the music of the world. - F.W. Faber

In music the passions enjoy themselves. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast. - James Bramston

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

If you were music, I would listen to you ceaselessly, and my low spirits would brighten up. - Anna Akhmatova

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

The only purpose for music should be the glory of God and the re-creation of the human spirit. - Johann Sebastian Bach

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

When lying and omission become part of your character, you lose integrity and the trust you once had from others. - Theodore W Fedorchak

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte


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