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Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Persistence is to the character of man as carbon is to steel. - Napoleon Hill

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life. - Ludwig van Beethoven

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

Music is enough for a lifetime, but a lifetime is not enough for music. - Sergei Rachmaninoff

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music. - Aldous Huxley

The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie. - Agnes De Mille

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

If you were music, I would listen to you ceaselessly, and my low spirits would brighten up. - Anna Akhmatova

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to do the business. - Alexander Pope

If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk. - Oscar Wilde

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

He is a rarity which I cannot but be fond of, as one would be of a hog that could fiddle, or a singing owl. - John W. Rochester

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

The character of our praying will determine the character of our preaching. Light praying makes light preaching. - E.M. Bounds

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

Silent Disco: A disco in which all the participants wear wireless headphones to hear the music, thus eliminating noise pollution - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Music is the great uniter. An incredible force. Something that people who differ on everything and anything else can have in common. - Sarah Dessen

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart


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