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Walking The Dog

Days when Jethro is easier to handle than the poodle

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Dog walking tips

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The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

He who limps is still walking. - Joan Rivers

Dogmatic: Run by canine power. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

I will not walk backward in life. - JRR Tolkien

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown

How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

I'm walking here! I'm walking here! - Midnight Cowboy

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

To walk out of His will is to walk into nowhere. - C S Lewis

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

You can become a winner only if you are willing to walk over the edge. - Damon Runyon

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. - Fred Allen

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Perfection is my motto. Percentage is my middle name. Walk alone and wait for no man. - Unknown

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

It is better to limp along the right path than to walk strongly in the wrong direction. - St Thomas Aquinas

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult. - C S Lewis

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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