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Walking The Dog

Days when Jethro is easier to handle than the poodle

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Dog walking tips

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm walking here! I'm walking here! - Midnight Cowboy

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

To walk out of His will is to walk into nowhere. - C S Lewis

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. - Charlie Chaplin

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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