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Walking The Dog

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Dog walking tips

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Colic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz

Golf is a good walk spoiled. - H.S. Scrivener

Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I walk slowly but never backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova

To walk out of His will is to walk into nowhere. - C S Lewis

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

You know you're old if your walker has an airbag. - Phyllis Diller

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

Stalking: When two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey


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