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Walking The Dog

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Dog walking tips

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

I will not walk backward in life. - JRR Tolkien

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

To err is human, for forgive, canine. - Unknown

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

The elephant does not limp when walking on thorns. - African Proverb

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. - Charlie Chaplin

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

Want to walk fast, walk alone.
Want to walk far, walk together. - African Proverb

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

No one saves us but ourselves.
No one can and no one may.
We ourselves must walk the path. - Buddha

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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