QuotaBillsDr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken
Sickness soaks the purse. - International Proverb
Life is too short to wait. - Unknown
Quack: A duck's Doctor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Impatience: Waiting in a hurry - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown
They also serve who only stand and wait. - John Milton
No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez
Wait for the wisest of counselors, time. - Pericles
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin
Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman
Sickness comes on horseback but departs on foot. - Dutch Proverb
A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington
The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore
My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown
If you wait, all that happens is that you get older. - Larry McMurtry
Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura
Everything comes in time to him who knows how to wait. - Leo Tolstoy
Between the wish and the thing the world lies waiting. - Cormac McCarthy
Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson
Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Men count up the faults of those who keep them waiting. - French Proverb
A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb
Why is it we never get our bad medicine in small doses? - Edmund H North
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris
I'm never sick. Why get sick? It's a waste of time. - Martha Stewart
Somewhere there is something incredible waiting to be known. - Carl Sagan
Document: Repeating what your Doctor told you in your own words - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb
Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell. - Edward Abbey
Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome
Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay
You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London
Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking. - William B. Sprague
Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke
Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown
A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb
Don't wait for the perfect moment; take the moment and make it perfect. - Unknown
Doctors automatically know what's wrong with you. They have a sick sense. - Beau M
Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings
There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens
Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle. - Abraham Lincoln
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh
I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind
Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi
No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild
People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca
The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it. - W.M. Lewis
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman
If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates
Don't wait for extraordinary opportunities. Seize common occasions and make them great. - Orison Swett Marden
A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright
Coaching doesn't make sick people well - it helps healthy people become extra-ordinary. - Thomas Leonard
While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson
I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright
Patience is not simply the ability to wait - it's how we behave while we're waiting. - Joyce Meyer
There are two things in life that cannot wait: fulfilling filial piety and doing good deeds. - Unknown
I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne
If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman
Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene
The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire
Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce
Ignorance is not so damnable as humbug, but when it prescribes pills it may happen to do more harm. - George Eilot
When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield
Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud
If you can't control your anger, you are as helpless as a city without walls waiting to be attacked. - Book of Proverbs
They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey
I blinked and I cured my brain. That's how. Everybody has the power. Can't is the cancer of happen. - Charlie Sheen
If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov
The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer
Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine
Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno
Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child
I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan
Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain
Stop waiting for the right person to come into your life. Be the right person to come into someone else's life. - Unknown
There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden
My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle
Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci
Pride: 1. A disease that makes everyone sick but the one who has it; 2. Pride is what we have - vanity is what others have. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar
With such riches as I have in life, you're always nervous. Being Irish, you're waiting for something to knock it sideways. - Pierce Brosnan
Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp
I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield
Waiting to develop courage is just another form of procrastination. The most successful people take action while they’re afraid! - Unknown
I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury
My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield
Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha
We are given one life, and the decision is ours whether to wait for circumstances to make up our mind, or whether to act, and in acting, to live. - Omar Nelson Bradley
Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff
I'm going to make people happy. I'm going to make them forget about their cancer. I'm going to make them forget about their diabetes. - Dick Dale
Nurse: 1. A woman whose business is to make sickness a pleasure; 2. A young women who holds your wrist and then expects your pulse to be normal.
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Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. - Barack Obama
What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait - I'm describing my bed again. - Bill Murray