Waiting Is Good

Birth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker

I told you I was sick. - B.P. Roberts

The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

The mistakes are all waiting to be made. - Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower

They also serve who only stand and wait. - John Milton

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

Don't wait. The time will never be just right. - Napoleon Hill

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

If you wait, all that happens is that you get older. - Larry McMurtry

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

Do not wait for the last judgment. It comes every day. - Albert Camus

When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

Being on a tightrope is living; everything else is waiting. - Karl Wallenda

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. - Kin Hubbard

Energy is liberated matter; matter is energy waiting to happen. - Bill Bryson

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

Document: Repeating what your Doctor told you in your own words - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

I don't wait for the calendar to figure out when I should live life. - Gene Simmons

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

Don't wait for the perfect moment; take the moment and make it perfect. - Unknown

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

If you wait until there is another case study in your industry, you will be too late. - Seth Godin

Perfection is my motto. Percentage is my middle name. Walk alone and wait for no man. - Unknown

I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up. - Groucho Marx

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings. - Laurence J Peter

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

We must let go of the life we have planned, so as to accept the one that is waiting for us. - Joseph Campbell

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

Good things come to people who wait, but better things come to those who go out and get them. - Unknown

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see you all day and now the day was complete. - Marcy DeMaree

Ignorance is not so damnable as humbug, but when it prescribes pills it may happen to do more harm. - George Eilot

I said to my soul, be still, and wait without hope,
For hope would be hope for the wrong thing. - T S Eliot

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready. - Henry David Thoreau

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, Just wait. - Judy Tenuta

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

The public needs to know - they need to know as much about atrial fibrillation as they do about cancer and diabetes. - Barry Manilow

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

With such riches as I have in life, you're always nervous. Being Irish, you're waiting for something to knock it sideways. - Pierce Brosnan

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman

I would not sit waiting for some value tomorrow, nor for something to happen. One could wait a lifetime ... I would make something happen. - Louis L'Amour

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff

I'm going to make people happy. I'm going to make them forget about their cancer. I'm going to make them forget about their diabetes. - Dick Dale

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler