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Vegetarian MissSteak

On becoming a vegetarian

Vegetarian MissSteak thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Vegetarian MissSteak thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

The dieting wars have got to stop. - Lady Gaga

Life is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

I don't trust any diet that doesn't allow sugar. - Bethenny Frankel

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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